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Entry tags:
- doctor who: the doctor,
- game of thrones: jon snow,
- harry potter: hermione granger,
- haukouki: toshizou,
- mcu: kamala khan,
- oh! my emperor: beitang moran,
- original: winnifred prismall,
- shadowhunters: magnus bane,
- star wars: finn,
- threadjack away,
- tokyo ghoul: kaneki ken,
- umbrella academy: five,
- untamed: jiang cheng,
- untamed: lan wangji,
- warcraft: wrathion,
- word of honor: zhou zishu
dragon... bachelor | round i
( We interrupt your regularly scheduled sinister updates for a casual transmission viewable by all. A chirpy, scantily clad mademoiselle takes stage introducing, one at a time, portraits or visual footage of various dragons as she names them. )
Laaaaaaaaadiiiiiiies and gentlemen! Wait no more, wonder less, time to meet this year’s fiery dragon contenders who’ll fall head and smoulder for each other, in the latest, scaled-up season of…
DARIUS
He’s… moderately tall. Not particularly exercised. His rider… gave up after the third day of mounting. His nestmates say, ‘Bro, we all know you’re drooling, not flaming,’ and ‘His mother has to come pick up his scales every week.’ He never woke up in time for the war. He’s looking for a girl who can char his meat, keep his nest tidy, has no male dragon friends and has reeeeaaaallllll thick wing curves. He has zero aspirations, but he knows the 10,000 actual gold pieces he invested to buy an invisible magical coin token will one day rake in big.
He is Darius, and he is our… Dragon Bachelor. And he needs your help to find a bride. Although, like. Any girl would be lucky to have a nice guy like him.
MARIADORA
Luscious. Strong. Some say the party doesn’t start until she enters the demonic summoning circle — then, it bursts into flame. On the weekends, she defeats entire prides of lions single-clawedly. She’s just ‘always where the arson is, oops.’ She thinks she can make a real dragon out of Darius. VOTE FOR MARIADORA.
ELLIANE
Sensitive. A scholar. Mastered every single art of the known universe. Scoured it for another few. Came back with the seed of the incarnated apocalypse. It was awkward. She wants to be looked in her eyes, not in her tail. She’s a career dragon, a sorceress, a near-sighted, oft-squinting visionary. She wants to see Darius grow. But like, not too much.VOTE FOR ELLIANE.
ASIRAA
Nurturing. Kind. Lover of tradition and fine ethics. Her heart yearns for a time when male dragons fought knights errant and females gladly hoarded. She wants children. Many children. So many children. Put down the children. Strip down yesterday’s slaughter blood off her, and you’ll see she has the hips for them. She’s a homemaker, and she wants to call Darius… Daddy. VOTE FOR ASIRAA.
Now, viewers, you know the ropes: they say you can't be lucky in both love and money, but Dragon Bachelor is here to prove common wisdom wrong. Every fine gentleman and lovely lady can put their house-paid 10,000-coin chip forward on their pick for handsome Darius's bride. What a catch!
If the stars blink your way, and Darius chooses your guess... you earn ten times the reward. Don't forget! You can always take advantage of the cheeky virgin sacrifice option and put down the names of other prospective brides. Cast your vote, and let the best dragon gall win!
( ooc: Rules of engagement:
- — every character can bet 10,000, free of charge. The house covers the first token.
— Vote here on your dragon lady of choice — remember, persuade your colleagues to vote the same way, and you increase your odds of winning! Just pitch the virtues of your preferred dragon lady.
— Alternatively, suggest a character as a 'virgin sacrifice' (virginity optional) to appease mighty Darius, and vote to get them into the next round. You can also assume a well-meaning NPC put your character's name down. Why not?
— This is open to everyone, irrespective of whether they were assigned to Eidris or Minaras. It has 0% plot bearing. Make it rain.
— You can treat this as a regular network post and threadjack to your hearts' content.
VOTE YOUR HEART OUT
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Jiang Cheng
I feel like his temper would be best for any dragon to try and tame, right? Who doesn't like a challenge? He seems like he'd be a nice 'rule the nest' type. And I doubt he has any male dragon friends, right?
And he could surely use the push for the matchmaking... [Does 'he' refer to Darius, or Jiang Cheng? Yes.]
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Lan Wangji
And I feel like Wangji would definitely make sure our dragon bachelor got up in time. If anyone could whip Darius into shape of being a great dragon, Wangji could!
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Wei Wuxian
And if anyone could help Darius be more of a social butterfl-- Er, dragon? Butter-dragon? Ahem, anyhow, I'm sure our dear Wei Wuxian could do it. He does have the sort of personality that makes you want to kidnap him a little, doesn't he?
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Hijikata Toshizou
He's caring and very protective! He seems quite proper and gentlemanly. And, um. Hmm... [She trails off, looking thoughtful] Have I mentioned he's handsome? I suppose if nothing else he'd be very good to hang on one's arm. Er. Claw?
un:mind your fucking business
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Is this even here? Who knows~
YOU BETTER HOPE NOT
Finger hearts for hijikata-san~
Beitang Moran
Ahem, where was I? Oh, yes! He's handsome, and wickedly smart. I suppose if one were to pitch this to him as a learning experience or a study he might not be so opposed. It's a once-in-a-lifetime--hopefully--chance! He has a very husbandly attitude, does that make sense? I feel like he'd make a fine marriage partner to anyone so lucky.
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I mean...The time I'm from, him being at least engaged wouldn't be so strange. He's quite a nice young man, when he isn't grouching about something or other. And he's bound to grow up tall and quite handsome. He's smart, and good with math which I'm sure means the dragon would have someone to keep a careful, considerate account of his wealth.
And really, the poor dear deserves some happiness in his life. I think a marriage would do him a lot of good.
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un: slothbaby
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Winnifred Prismall
This young lady is certainly. Someone. She is of great interest, most likely to the authorities. There is never a dull moment to be had. You'll never have to be worried about feeling comfortable in her company. Need I say more.
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The bar's on the fuckin' floor here.
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un: Black Prince; text
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to pick a spouse for a deadbeat dragon.
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[ Missing the point of the whole 'game,' whoops. ]
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un: absterge
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I'm having a wonderful time.
[at least someone is]
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un: v; text
[why are all of you like this]
not here
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un: slothbaby
.... But, maybe Elliane might make him less... idk the worst?
un: Black Prince
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