voice | un: a wheely good time

[pepsifree]

[ There're brief tapping sounds, like someone doing a mic test, and a quiet "is this thing even on?". But then a clear of the throat precedes an ever-awkward: ] Uh... hello. This is Marty. Um...

So I talked. Talked? Shared my brain with? The giant snake guy. Kharil-asuk. Kinda funny, I could never remember his name, but then we had that whole mental connection and now it's all I can think about the past couple of hours. Is that normal?

...anyway.

He wants to get married.

[ A long pause. ]

Uh. He gave me a huge bowl of his... juice... in exchange for me just kinda. Kinda asking around for. If anyone wants to marry him. So now I'm asking you guys if you'd know anyone who'd marry him. For what it's worth, he blesses you with luck and a long life and all that? It sounded like a pretty great deal! Heh.

What's so great about marriage that a magic snake wants it too? Crazy!

Comments

[vestments]

It's normal.

By a definition of the term.

un: absterge

[downswing]

Do not wed the snake.

un: witchful thinking ☾ audio

[nochnaya]

Why don't you marry him?

[scrapgege]

Marrying a demon is not usually a great idea.

I mean, usually. I probably shouldn't be giving advice on this.

un: pillar of the heavens

[inkfire]

Would marriage help him somehow? Help us?

I had to get married as part of a ghost ritual and it helped out later on. Could be useful for someone to marry him.

un: headless ragdoll | text

[matermali]

No.

[ To everything. ]

un: qishan; text

[silverneedles]

He gave you... Juice.

What uses does this juice serve?

audio; un: a tentacute observation

[companionsgrasp]

[It took him a few tries. This was nothing like a radio or telegraph or wired telephone. His careful observations of others using it were really the only reason he knew what the device was even capable of doing.

But Marty was his friend and this was, well, maybe not the strangest thing he's come across but it's still high on the list. It's concerning at the least since Marty seemed pretty average and has no protection against odd god-like entities. So he managed to send something.]

It can be. A mental connection can be hard to get rid of. Marty, please- [he calms his tone before continuing] Please be careful what you get mixed up in.

A marriage can be something of a ritual. It may grant him boons as well. I'd be cautious before getting involved in something like that with an old entity.

un: lockwood

[recklessenough]

[ Everyone is being wisely skeptical with a side of rational hell no.

Then, there's Lockwood. ]

Did he give you any indication whether or not his 'protection' would extend to blunting the influence of the undead lieges?

[ Is someone still ticked off about getting mind controlled by the Huntress? Yeeep. ]

un: such a waterful girl; audio

[datapoint]

[.....juice.......] Are you trying to say venom?

@taken for granite

[rumorate]

When you're marrying the right person, it's pretty awesome.

[It's missing her husband o'clock. And she ... really shouldn't be considering this but honestly the Hargreeves could use all the luck they could get.]

Did this snake god outline any ... expectations for this marriage?

un: abwhorent / audio

[wifedup]

Did the snake state a preference? Not that it can be me, my heart belongs to another! But I would certainly like to help.

( And he's nosy as shit, so. )

un: slothbaby

[cosplayqueen]

Dude. I'm not trying to judge here, but this is so freaking sketchy. Like white van giving away candy to kids sketchy.

Marriage is about having someone you can rely on for the rest of your life. Do you seriously think the snake guy is it? Again not judging. I'm just seriously concerned here from one stranger to another. He was in your head and now he's trying to get you to find brides/grooms for him.

Are you sure you are good enough to consent to this right now???