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Marty McFly ([personal profile] pepsifree) wrote in [community profile] eastbound2023-09-01 02:03 am

voice | un: a wheely good time

[ There're brief tapping sounds, like someone doing a mic test, and a quiet "is this thing even on?". But then a clear of the throat precedes an ever-awkward: ] Uh... hello. This is Marty. Um...

So I talked. Talked? Shared my brain with? The giant snake guy. Kharil-asuk. Kinda funny, I could never remember his name, but then we had that whole mental connection and now it's all I can think about the past couple of hours. Is that normal?

...anyway.

He wants to get married.

[ A long pause. ]

Uh. He gave me a huge bowl of his... juice... in exchange for me just kinda. Kinda asking around for. If anyone wants to marry him. So now I'm asking you guys if you'd know anyone who'd marry him. For what it's worth, he blesses you with luck and a long life and all that? It sounded like a pretty great deal! Heh.

What's so great about marriage that a magic snake wants it too? Crazy!
cosplayqueen: (cascading waves)

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[personal profile] cosplayqueen 2023-09-04 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude. I'm not trying to judge here, but this is so freaking sketchy. Like white van giving away candy to kids sketchy.

Marriage is about having someone you can rely on for the rest of your life. Do you seriously think the snake guy is it? Again not judging. I'm just seriously concerned here from one stranger to another. He was in your head and now he's trying to get you to find brides/grooms for him.

Are you sure you are good enough to consent to this right now???