voice | un: a wheely good time

[pepsifree]

[ There're brief tapping sounds, like someone doing a mic test, and a quiet "is this thing even on?". But then a clear of the throat precedes an ever-awkward: ] Uh... hello. This is Marty. Um...

So I talked. Talked? Shared my brain with? The giant snake guy. Kharil-asuk. Kinda funny, I could never remember his name, but then we had that whole mental connection and now it's all I can think about the past couple of hours. Is that normal?

...anyway.

He wants to get married.

[ A long pause. ]

Uh. He gave me a huge bowl of his... juice... in exchange for me just kinda. Kinda asking around for. If anyone wants to marry him. So now I'm asking you guys if you'd know anyone who'd marry him. For what it's worth, he blesses you with luck and a long life and all that? It sounded like a pretty great deal! Heh.

What's so great about marriage that a magic snake wants it too? Crazy!

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un: witchful thinking ☾ audio

[nochnaya]

Why don't you marry him?

[pepsifree]

I got a girlfriend waiting for me back home.

[ Wait, also-- ] There's no way I'm his type!

[nochnaya]

Did he tell you his type?

[pepsifree]

...kind of.

Something about, uh... [ And now he's definitely trying his best to remember. ] Strong convictions? Pure... something. And has pride in themselves.

He was also looking for someone who isn't big on "cruelty and bloodshed" which, heh, I figure shouldn't be that out of this world, right?

[lanclan]

[ This is fascinating. Pardon him barging in here to ask, ]

What are his intentions toward his ... bride?

[nochnaya]

If he had to specify, it must not be so common.