voice | un: a wheely good time

[pepsifree]

[ There're brief tapping sounds, like someone doing a mic test, and a quiet "is this thing even on?". But then a clear of the throat precedes an ever-awkward: ] Uh... hello. This is Marty. Um...

So I talked. Talked? Shared my brain with? The giant snake guy. Kharil-asuk. Kinda funny, I could never remember his name, but then we had that whole mental connection and now it's all I can think about the past couple of hours. Is that normal?

...anyway.

He wants to get married.

[ A long pause. ]

Uh. He gave me a huge bowl of his... juice... in exchange for me just kinda. Kinda asking around for. If anyone wants to marry him. So now I'm asking you guys if you'd know anyone who'd marry him. For what it's worth, he blesses you with luck and a long life and all that? It sounded like a pretty great deal! Heh.

What's so great about marriage that a magic snake wants it too? Crazy!

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[pepsifree]

Wait, how'd the ghost ritual marriage help? Did you marry a ghost? [ And then, more importantly: ] Are you guys still... together?

Kharil-asuk said anyone who marries him gets "luck, power, better health, and a longer life". But you gotta be real pure of conviction. Pure as snow, virgin Mary level pure, you know?

Actually, I dunno how "pure" is used in that context...

[inkfire]

No, I married my teacher, who was with us on a mission. The marriage was accidental, but it helped figure out the mystery around the death of a young woman. And we aren't together, but the marriage was never dissolved? He's also no longer here.

Oh, if he's looking for purity, he might have some trouble with this group. I'm certainly out, no matter how he applies it. But maybe someone will volunteer.