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Marty McFly ([personal profile] pepsifree) wrote in [community profile] eastbound2023-09-01 02:03 am

voice | un: a wheely good time

[ There're brief tapping sounds, like someone doing a mic test, and a quiet "is this thing even on?". But then a clear of the throat precedes an ever-awkward: ] Uh... hello. This is Marty. Um...

So I talked. Talked? Shared my brain with? The giant snake guy. Kharil-asuk. Kinda funny, I could never remember his name, but then we had that whole mental connection and now it's all I can think about the past couple of hours. Is that normal?

...anyway.

He wants to get married.

[ A long pause. ]

Uh. He gave me a huge bowl of his... juice... in exchange for me just kinda. Kinda asking around for. If anyone wants to marry him. So now I'm asking you guys if you'd know anyone who'd marry him. For what it's worth, he blesses you with luck and a long life and all that? It sounded like a pretty great deal! Heh.

What's so great about marriage that a magic snake wants it too? Crazy!
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[personal profile] recklessenough 2023-09-01 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Not exactly.

Apparently some of us, those of us who work closely with or have experienced death or the denizens of the Other Side, can be unduly influenced against our will by the undead lieges here in this world.

It is ... unpleasant to lose all sense of your own autonomy.