video (un: man's greatest treasure)

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[the video shows a very close up angle of her face, because someone hasn't bothered taking the pendant off to film this. there is a thin balance between amusement and panic on her face, too. she draws in a breath and:]

May have made a mistake.

[from beyond the video, a bird interrupts her confession almost on cue:]

CA-CAW

[she angles the video quickly to a murder of about ten crows in the grass, at her feet, looking up at her. she brings the video back to her face.]

Umm. I fed one. It followed me three days ago, and I had some biscuits in my bag, and I unthinkingly fed it. The next day it brought two friends over. The next day, they also brought friends over. [it's a pyramic scheme of crows.] And now this. [there's a bit more caw-ing in the background, and the camera shakes while she moves to clearly feed them again, because she doesn't know any better.]

Also one swooped down to nip at a villager's hat today because he was looking at me, so I think I might have a murder. Of crows. On my hands. [she's secretly pleased with that wordplay.]

So - that's all from me. Public apologies to the family for the ruckuss.

[ooc: SORRY FAM #10 but if you dont't want a murder of birbs, why claim a witch is your sister? dated to after the fox weddings.]

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Will we.

[somebadnews]

[ With such mature restraint: ]

Is that a problem?

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I don't know. Is it?

[somebadnews]

I can promise you that it's more important than a bunch of crows following you around.

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You could tone it down with the condescension.

[somebadnews]

[ Unlikely. Children abusing time travel for stupid reasons hits a very specific nerve. ]

You're right. You came up with an innovative way to do your schoolwork. You must have been the head of your class.

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I was, actually. [And she is quick to snap now, no-nonsense tone.] I didn't come up with that solution, my professors did. Trusted adults who saw a thirteen year old eager to attend more classes than time would allow her thought the best solution for it was to sign her up to get a Time Turner. Was it a good idea? Of course not.

[It put time travel in the hands of a very young child! And don't get her started on Dumbledore effectively telling her and Harry to use it to save Sirius.]

The wizarding community at large is insane, but it happened, so that's that.

[somebadnews]

[ It's the right thing to say. At least she agrees, even if she doesn't seem to grasp the gravity of what she was messing with. He can attest to how insane that actually is, but he's also not unfamiliar with adults pushing children beyond their limits.

But even Reginald warned Five against time traveling before he was ready. He made that tragic mistake all on his own. Now he's a walking cautionary tale. ]

You're lucky to be alive.

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For the time travel?

[somebadnews]

[ In another time and place, Five might have been assigned to kill her and any number of her community for mucking with the timeline. So yes. Directly or indirectly. ]

Do you think I'd be talking about it if I didn't know?

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...you're a time traveller?

[somebadnews]

Good guess. I might even be an expert on the subject.

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On account of what, being the only one of your kind, wherever you're from?

[somebadnews]

On account of studying it my entire life. [ His LONG life, thank you. And 'his kind', the hell does that mean? ]

I'm not the only one. I'm just the only who can do it without help.

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[Maybe she means precocious little gits? You don't know.]

You - and forgive me for pointing out the obvious - look pretty young, Five.

[somebadnews]

[ Oh good. This again. ]

Yeah, well. That's what happens when you screw up the time dilation projections.

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[a long pause. looooooooong. and then low, muttered,]

Okay, I'm glad I didn't screw up using the time turner.

[somebadnews]

Probably because it wasn't designed to let you.

[ He's thinking it's like the briefcases and he's 100% sure nobody using those had any inkling of how they actually functioned. ]

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So...how old are you, actually?

[Seems like the most reasonable follow up.]

[somebadnews]

[ He almost says fifty-eight, then remembers how long he's been here... shit. At least he'll be out of puberty soon.

Fuck his life. ]

I'll be pushing sixty before long.

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Merlin's balls.

[somebadnews]

[ Thanks for distracting him with that ridiculous expletive. ]

It's not the worst thing that can happen.

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[it was FROM THE HEART.]

It's not? [because she'd hate to be stuck in a 11-year-old's body, knowing how little people tend to listen to kids.

herself included. she was pretty irritated at Five this whole time, for being a brat.]