text; un: owl lady

[traaaaaash]

[ Listen. Eda, known criminal and owner of a flying bathtub, kinda wants to hit herself over the head for not suggesting this sooner. ]

anyone else think we should just steal a ship and bounce?

Comments

[traaaaaash]

i don't know it's human stuff

why not

1/2

[techmaturgy]

[techmaturgy]

It seems inefficient.

[traaaaaash]

true it's not the most elegant but sometimes you gotta make do with whatever you can steal from another dimension

[techmaturgy]

Do you not have bathtubs in your own dimension?

[traaaaaash]

we do but not motors

[techmaturgy]

Regardless, flying a bathtub and manning a ship are two different skill sets.

[traaaaaash]

i guess

don't we have a sailor in our crew?

maybe we can kidnap a pirate? like just one so we outnumber him and can make him do the steering for us

[techmaturgy]

Sailing a ship of this size requires dozens of people. If we can secure that, I might be more amenable to theft.

[traaaaaash]

so i guess we'd need to start a mutiny or something

[techmaturgy]

That's one way to do it.

[traaaaaash]

you got any other ideas

[techmaturgy]

Is there an unoccupied sailing vessel in the general area? Then, probably not.

[traaaaaash]

right

mutiny's more fun anyway

[techmaturgy]

Until it fails, and you die. But, probably that's better than drowning, or starving at sea.

[traaaaaash]

mmhhh yes slightly less pathetic

[techmaturgy]

But all imminently avoidable.

[traaaaaash]

so you'd just have us carry out kreil's failed errands?

[techmaturgy]

I didn't say that.

[traaaaaash]

so what's your plan then

[techmaturgy]

Stay alive as long as I can, mostly.

[traaaaaash]

okay and how do you think you're gonna do that

[techmaturgy]

By not making people want to kill me.

[traaaaaash]

okay that's fair

but what if they wanna kill you anyway

that might happen you know

[techmaturgy]

Yes, obviously. So I try not to expedite the process.