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[ Listen. Eda, known criminal and owner of a flying bathtub, kinda wants to hit herself over the head for not suggesting this sooner. ]

anyone else think we should just steal a ship and bounce?

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we do but not motors

Regardless, flying a bathtub and manning a ship are two different skill sets.

i guess

don't we have a sailor in our crew?

maybe we can kidnap a pirate? like just one so we outnumber him and can make him do the steering for us

Sailing a ship of this size requires dozens of people. If we can secure that, I might be more amenable to theft.

so i guess we'd need to start a mutiny or something

That's one way to do it.

you got any other ideas

Is there an unoccupied sailing vessel in the general area? Then, probably not.

right

mutiny's more fun anyway

Until it fails, and you die. But, probably that's better than drowning, or starving at sea.

mmhhh yes slightly less pathetic

But all imminently avoidable.

so you'd just have us carry out kreil's failed errands?

I didn't say that.

so what's your plan then

Stay alive as long as I can, mostly.

okay and how do you think you're gonna do that

By not making people want to kill me.

okay that's fair

but what if they wanna kill you anyway

that might happen you know

Yes, obviously. So I try not to expedite the process.

personally I wanna get the heck outta dodge from people who might want to kill me

that's where ship theft comes into play

Again, I'm not opposed, in theory. It's the logistics and buy-in from other members of our group that concern me.

seems like i got a handful of people interested by now

Enough to crew a ship? That seems like it's the biggest hurdle.

hmmm you're not wrong

how many DO we need to crew one of these ships?

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