text; un: owl lady

[traaaaaash]

[ Listen. Eda, known criminal and owner of a flying bathtub, kinda wants to hit herself over the head for not suggesting this sooner. ]

anyone else think we should just steal a ship and bounce?

Comments

[techmaturgy]

Sailing a ship of this size requires dozens of people. If we can secure that, I might be more amenable to theft.

[traaaaaash]

so i guess we'd need to start a mutiny or something

[techmaturgy]

That's one way to do it.

[traaaaaash]

you got any other ideas

[techmaturgy]

Is there an unoccupied sailing vessel in the general area? Then, probably not.

[traaaaaash]

right

mutiny's more fun anyway

[techmaturgy]

Until it fails, and you die. But, probably that's better than drowning, or starving at sea.

[traaaaaash]

mmhhh yes slightly less pathetic

[techmaturgy]

But all imminently avoidable.

[traaaaaash]

so you'd just have us carry out kreil's failed errands?

[techmaturgy]

I didn't say that.

[traaaaaash]

so what's your plan then

[techmaturgy]

Stay alive as long as I can, mostly.

[traaaaaash]

okay and how do you think you're gonna do that

[techmaturgy]

By not making people want to kill me.

[traaaaaash]

okay that's fair

but what if they wanna kill you anyway

that might happen you know

[techmaturgy]

Yes, obviously. So I try not to expedite the process.

[traaaaaash]

personally I wanna get the heck outta dodge from people who might want to kill me

that's where ship theft comes into play

[techmaturgy]

Again, I'm not opposed, in theory. It's the logistics and buy-in from other members of our group that concern me.

[traaaaaash]

seems like i got a handful of people interested by now

[techmaturgy]

Enough to crew a ship? That seems like it's the biggest hurdle.

[traaaaaash]

hmmm you're not wrong

how many DO we need to crew one of these ships?

[techmaturgy]

It depends entirely on the size of the ship and whether or not we know what we're doing. If there are experienced seafarers in the group, we might be able to get by with fewer people.

[traaaaaash]

so we gotta find ourselves some seafarers