video; un: owllady

[traaaaaash]

[ Sand. So much sand. But in the middle of the sand, something else: a giant sand worm carcass. From behind the camera comes Eda's voice. ]

Well, look what I found!

[ She sounds very proud of this fact. The camera swerves around to see her grinning from face to face. ]

I know it's probably not a trash slug, but hey, it looks close enough, so --

[ She produces a pickaxe seemingly out of nowhere. ]

I'm gonna investigate its insides.

Comments

[clavesregni]

It's filthy!

[traaaaaash]

Yeah, I don't know if you've heard of it, but there's this thing called water.

[clavesregni]

[more sputtering] You can't wash trash!

[traaaaaash]

Sure you can.

[clavesregni]

[She's realizing she can't win this one. So she's just going to stew in her rock-solid belief in the inherent dirtiness of trash.]

Preposterous.

[traaaaaash]

Suit yourself, Prissy Feet. More for me!