video; un: owllady

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[ Sand. So much sand. But in the middle of the sand, something else: a giant sand worm carcass. From behind the camera comes Eda's voice. ]

Well, look what I found!

[ She sounds very proud of this fact. The camera swerves around to see her grinning from face to face. ]

I know it's probably not a trash slug, but hey, it looks close enough, so --

[ She produces a pickaxe seemingly out of nowhere. ]

I'm gonna investigate its insides.

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un: absterge

[downswing]

Honour it.

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[ Awww, Wangji. You with your concern for all beings, living and dead. ]

i am honoring it alright

by making good use of everything i can

[downswing]

Such as corpses.

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yeah obviously

[downswing]

Have you no ethics?

un: magic wand (audio)

[faceblocker]

Found or killed? I mean, if it's recent enough, the meat could be good.

video; un: hopscotch

[clavesregni]

[Disgusting. Horrifying. Mortifying. Every single one of her delicate sensibilities are offended.]

Why?

video;

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There might be valuable trash in there, that's why!

[ Duh. ]

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Found. And I mean... [ She. Actually goes to sniff the carcass. ] Smells fresh enough.

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ethics are for losers

[clavesregni]

Valu.... It's trash! How could trash be valuable?

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You can sell it! Some people go wild for that stuff. You just gotta know how to tell good trash from bad trash!

[clavesregni]

[Several seconds of incoherent posh sputtering.] Why in the world would anybody want to buy trash? It's... it's not good for anything anymore! It was thrown away to be gotten rid of!

[downswing]

Then, to win is to lessen oneself.

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look

what's your problem here

the carcass isn't getting any less dead, might as well use it

[traaaaaash]

You know the saying "one witch's trash is another witch's treasure"? It's like that.

[clavesregni]

I'm not sure the saying is meant to refer to literal trash.

[downswing]

We sully dignity.

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As a professional seller of human garbage, I can assure you it is.

[traaaaaash]

speak for yourself, sourpuss

[downswing]

You take pride in scavenging?

[traaaaaash]

it's an art!!!

[clavesregni]

But... it's been sitting inside a rotting worm carcass!

[downswing]

Of cruelty.

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you have lots of feelings about dead things huh