video; un: owllady

[traaaaaash]

[ Sand. So much sand. But in the middle of the sand, something else: a giant sand worm carcass. From behind the camera comes Eda's voice. ]

Well, look what I found!

[ She sounds very proud of this fact. The camera swerves around to see her grinning from face to face. ]

I know it's probably not a trash slug, but hey, it looks close enough, so --

[ She produces a pickaxe seemingly out of nowhere. ]

I'm gonna investigate its insides.

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un: absterge

[downswing]

Honour it.

[traaaaaash]

[ Awww, Wangji. You with your concern for all beings, living and dead. ]

i am honoring it alright

by making good use of everything i can

[downswing]

Such as corpses.

[traaaaaash]

yeah obviously

[downswing]

Have you no ethics?

[traaaaaash]

ethics are for losers

[downswing]

Then, to win is to lessen oneself.

un: magic wand (audio)

[faceblocker]

Found or killed? I mean, if it's recent enough, the meat could be good.

[traaaaaash]

Found. And I mean... [ She. Actually goes to sniff the carcass. ] Smells fresh enough.

[faceblocker]

[ Maybe not the best option, but beggars can't be choosers. ]

Yeah, you should definitely grill some up and offer it to Caitlyn.

[traaaaaash]

You mean Prissy Feet? Yeah, that's gonna go over well.

[faceblocker]

[ Hah, that nickname makes Cupcake look pretty nice by comparison. ]

Guess you're right. She'd never go through with it.

[ Cait are you seeing this? She hopes so! You chicken. ]

Just arrange it all fancy on a nice plate and name it something ridiculous and I bet she wouldn't know the difference.

[traaaaaash]

Probably not. Rich people eat some freaky stuff!

[faceblocker]

Some of the desserts are pretty good, though.

[clavesregni]

Have you not considered the potential health ramifications of eating a carcass that's been sitting out in the sun for who knows how long?

video; un: hopscotch

[clavesregni]

[Disgusting. Horrifying. Mortifying. Every single one of her delicate sensibilities are offended.]

Why?

video;

[traaaaaash]

There might be valuable trash in there, that's why!

[ Duh. ]

[clavesregni]

Valu.... It's trash! How could trash be valuable?

[traaaaaash]

You can sell it! Some people go wild for that stuff. You just gotta know how to tell good trash from bad trash!

[clavesregni]

[Several seconds of incoherent posh sputtering.] Why in the world would anybody want to buy trash? It's... it's not good for anything anymore! It was thrown away to be gotten rid of!

[traaaaaash]

You know the saying "one witch's trash is another witch's treasure"? It's like that.

text; un: sticks and stones

[perceptive]

Have you discovered anything interesting about its insides then?

[traaaaaash]

nah just lots of meat so far

cool teeth tho

[perceptive]

I suppose if that teeth can be used as a weapon, you ought to keep it. Would you consider the meat to be edible? ( what? he's now in survivalist mode. )

[traaaaaash]

it doesn't smell foul at least

worth a shot