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hermione "well, actually" granger ([personal profile] reparo) wrote in [community profile] eastbound2022-02-23 07:15 pm

video (un: man's greatest treasure)

[the video shows a very close up angle of her face, because someone hasn't bothered taking the pendant off to film this. there is a thin balance between amusement and panic on her face, too. she draws in a breath and:]

May have made a mistake.

[from beyond the video, a bird interrupts her confession almost on cue:]

CA-CAW

[she angles the video quickly to a murder of about ten crows in the grass, at her feet, looking up at her. she brings the video back to her face.]

Umm. I fed one. It followed me three days ago, and I had some biscuits in my bag, and I unthinkingly fed it. The next day it brought two friends over. The next day, they also brought friends over. [it's a pyramic scheme of crows.] And now this. [there's a bit more caw-ing in the background, and the camera shakes while she moves to clearly feed them again, because she doesn't know any better.]

Also one swooped down to nip at a villager's hat today because he was looking at me, so I think I might have a murder. Of crows. On my hands. [she's secretly pleased with that wordplay.]

So - that's all from me. Public apologies to the family for the ruckuss.

[ooc: SORRY FAM #10 but if you dont't want a murder of birbs, why claim a witch is your sister? dated to after the fox weddings.]
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[personal profile] rumorate 2022-03-11 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you got stuck with him?

[She's sorry. She's so, so sorry.]

My condolences.
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[personal profile] rumorate 2022-03-12 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[She hopes that Hermione is at least 90-percent less murderous than her brother, just saying.]

Not in my experience, for whatever it's worth.

[Let's not get into the fact that a "difficult" woman is often just a woman who asserts what she wants, but that's another bucket of worms.]
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[personal profile] rumorate 2022-03-21 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Allison smiles in return.]

Let me know where you want to meet. I'm on my way.