un: bashful bard of the emboldened flute

[consignation]

[ You know how other people are using the network to disseminate important information? Or to gather data, make connections, organize expeditions?

Well, Jiang Cheng is going to use for something equally important, to him. He is going to use it to complain. ]

I don't know why I agreed to this. I don't know what I expected.

[ No introduction, no context, no real explanation. ]

The Lans are notoriously delicate. Bland diets, soft complexions, their beauty sleep.

Why. Would he even ask for this when he's clearly never stayed up past dusk in his life?!

[ All of this is delivered in a low, hushed, seething whisper.

Then, quieter, to his mystery companion— ]

What does my brother see in you—

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un: silhouette among silk spreads

[foxable]

[ Fox just kind of looks down at his even-less-useful-than-his-ancient-nokia-cellphone crystal communication device, and wonders who is using it like a Rumblr post.

... It's kind of refreshing, considering how much political shit has coming over this thing.

So. Sure. Why not. ]

... You okay there, buddy?

[consignation]

I am tied to a tree with an overgrown, murderous infant!!

[ So to answer your question, he is absolutely not okay. He does not even have a passing relationship with okay, has not for about twenty years. But this is also Lan Wangji's fault. ]

[foxable]

Oooookaaaaaay.....

Why are you tied to a tree with, um, a murderous baby?


Why do you have a murderous baby?

can babies even commit murder--

[consignation]

Not a literal baby, he's just— Fussy, and needy, and contrary, no idea how to use his words, and already sleep—

[foxable]

Okay so let's forget the baby part and focus on the tree part, then?

Why are you tied to a tree??