audio | un: wisdom | wedding day three
Right, so this happened. Again. In case the lot of you who get the whole feast for a third time also see the bride go missing, a heads up:
The conductor can track any ticket or numbered staff member on board. Any. The man needs help beyond anything I have the time or ability to give, but he's far from the worst when it comes to devotions to the train. The staff serves it tea every morning. Before any of you are up. We don't all sleep, do you know? I haven't slept since I got on board.
Either way, see about asking him where she's going if she disappears again tonight.
And if any of the staff tell you about being kind to the train, praying to the train, polishing the train for the train, don't laugh where they can hear you. The chamber maids cry about it later. How misunderstood, they say, the train is. How unenlightened the ticket bearers, to not understand the train's benevolence. If I have to hear that one more time I'll scream.
The conductor can track any ticket or numbered staff member on board. Any. The man needs help beyond anything I have the time or ability to give, but he's far from the worst when it comes to devotions to the train. The staff serves it tea every morning. Before any of you are up. We don't all sleep, do you know? I haven't slept since I got on board.
Either way, see about asking him where she's going if she disappears again tonight.
And if any of the staff tell you about being kind to the train, praying to the train, polishing the train for the train, don't laugh where they can hear you. The chamber maids cry about it later. How misunderstood, they say, the train is. How unenlightened the ticket bearers, to not understand the train's benevolence. If I have to hear that one more time I'll scream.

un: ut malum pluvia | audio
You haven't slept, and you think it's because you don't have a ticket? They're not serving you anything differently than the rest of us?
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I'm staff. Official. Thank the conductor after his incredibly limited conversational understanding of anything beyond the sacred nature of the train's limited number of tickets.
We eat what you eat. My guess is this thing I'm wearing as staff is keyed against whatever has you all dreaming regularly together.
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What, like a badge? [ Obviously he needs to have a conversation with the staff that ends in borrowing one. ] What else happens when everyone is asleep?
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We clean and restock all the areas the passengers aren't in. A few wish they train goodnight. Some staff look like they pray. Though this explains why a few people seem to sleep on the benches.
( those without tickets, that is. )
It's not a badge, it's a string. And it's not all staff. No, I don't know why, but there's not been anything nefarious about it so far. Unless you count being forced to say good morning to a train as nefarious.
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[ He needs to get his hands on that string. ]
How did you get them to hire you? The conductor was adamant that no one without a ticket could ride.
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( because this state of existence is frustrating on several levels. )
I talked with him. Painstakingly.
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That was it? You swore allegiance to the train-cult and they gave you a magic piece of string? [ From his encounter with the conductor, it seems unlikely that he'd be doing them any favors. ] What about the rest of the staff? They had no problem showing you the ropes?
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( she did no such thing, and he's being predictable in this short conversation for making verbal leaps in conclusions. light help her! )
I agreed not to steal. Or minimally, not to be caught stealing from the more sensitive partners. Read that correctly as those with the best compartments and largest desires for being unbothered by anyone else. Make educated guesses who that includes.
As far as training goes, give credit to the staff and myself. New staff aren't rarities. There's very few ways for us to cause mischief we won't be known for.
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Meaning the wedding party. Were you warned what would happen to you if you stole from them?
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( And that's all she says, because Five is pushing her very thin patience beyond the point of her not snapping. She, instead, aggressively fluffs pillows.
He can't see it, but he can definitely hear Something Happening. )
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...Anything else you picked up in all those extra hours you've spent wandering around?
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Not anything useful to what strangeness is going on, I'd have shared it if there was. In the mutually awake hours, that young man Buck is planning to say what strange things we saw the last two mornings in the rubbish being hauled out. Those dream boxes being used, and nonsense about what living dreams can or cannot do.
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I assume you've been looking for the boxes, since you've got access the rest of us don't. It might be the only leverage we have.
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[ Look he was in a bad way when he boarded, he obviously missed a few dealings. ]
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According to her, the man's paying favours to an old friend.