audio | un: wisdom | wedding day three
Right, so this happened. Again. In case the lot of you who get the whole feast for a third time also see the bride go missing, a heads up:
The conductor can track any ticket or numbered staff member on board. Any. The man needs help beyond anything I have the time or ability to give, but he's far from the worst when it comes to devotions to the train. The staff serves it tea every morning. Before any of you are up. We don't all sleep, do you know? I haven't slept since I got on board.
Either way, see about asking him where she's going if she disappears again tonight.
And if any of the staff tell you about being kind to the train, praying to the train, polishing the train for the train, don't laugh where they can hear you. The chamber maids cry about it later. How misunderstood, they say, the train is. How unenlightened the ticket bearers, to not understand the train's benevolence. If I have to hear that one more time I'll scream.
The conductor can track any ticket or numbered staff member on board. Any. The man needs help beyond anything I have the time or ability to give, but he's far from the worst when it comes to devotions to the train. The staff serves it tea every morning. Before any of you are up. We don't all sleep, do you know? I haven't slept since I got on board.
Either way, see about asking him where she's going if she disappears again tonight.
And if any of the staff tell you about being kind to the train, praying to the train, polishing the train for the train, don't laugh where they can hear you. The chamber maids cry about it later. How misunderstood, they say, the train is. How unenlightened the ticket bearers, to not understand the train's benevolence. If I have to hear that one more time I'll scream.

un : dappled peals of the parted seas (voice)
Are they feeling any particular effects beyond their overflowing sentiment and apparent disregard for biological imperatives?
un : deft hand of little deaths (voice)
un: brightsun
You haven't slept? For a week?
[ Stephanivien has been falling off like clockwork, though he's also still in possession of his ticket... which, speaking of... ]
Would physically transferring the ticket transfer the effects of it, do you think?
[ If it can, at least he'll be able to offer one of his compatriots a solid night's sleep. If not... perhaps it could be useful in finding where Prassenze keeps disappearing off to.
Assuming Prassenze even has a ticket ]
Re: un : dappled peals of the parted seas (voice)
Speak with the conductor and tell me what you make of him. What effects? I haven't seen anything affecting health, even when this lack of sleep should be. It's not that they can't, technically. There's no exhaustion. No signs of sleep deprivation.
I have no idea how aware the train is. Are they not all supposed to be that way?
Re: un : deft hand of little deaths (voice)
... You can talk to spirits.
( just. flatly stating this. )
un: absterge
Re: un: brightsun
I haven't slept. It's driving me crazy that I'm not crazy, but there you have it.
( it's convenient in one sense, but she wants these things to be deliberate on her part, not on someone else's! )
It'll still be yours, but yes, possibly? Take your chances asking the conductor, this isn't anything I know.
Re: un: absterge
The train. The absurdities have my teeth aching!
( from gritting them so she doesn't say anything she shouldn't when that holding back is Frustrating and Necessary, make no mistake. )
un: ut malum pluvia | audio
You haven't slept, and you think it's because you don't have a ticket? They're not serving you anything differently than the rest of us?
un: brightsun
And it's only those with the tickets who are getting the guaranteed 8-hour metaphorical conk to the noggin?
[ How, though, is the question. Tickets, tied to the conductor, and to the train? ]
I can't say I know of any sentient trains, but I suppose its not truly out of the realm of possibility, possibly the train is in possession of some sort of mammet heart? I have heard that those can grow personalities of their own, if they run for long enough, or are so heavily influenced by magic of certain types.
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Re: un: ut malum pluvia | audio
I'm staff. Official. Thank the conductor after his incredibly limited conversational understanding of anything beyond the sacred nature of the train's limited number of tickets.
We eat what you eat. My guess is this thing I'm wearing as staff is keyed against whatever has you all dreaming regularly together.
Re: un: brightsun
Not sure, I think those without also sleep. The tickets are tracking, the train is something else.
( you know what, this isn't making her feel any better. a magic train is too much anyway, but if it's actually sentient, she wants off yesterday. )
I think you would get along just fine with the staff in their morning hellos over train tea.
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What, like a badge? [ Obviously he needs to have a conversation with the staff that ends in borrowing one. ] What else happens when everyone is asleep?
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We clean and restock all the areas the passengers aren't in. A few wish they train goodnight. Some staff look like they pray. Though this explains why a few people seem to sleep on the benches.
( those without tickets, that is. )
It's not a badge, it's a string. And it's not all staff. No, I don't know why, but there's not been anything nefarious about it so far. Unless you count being forced to say good morning to a train as nefarious.
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[ Hey, a sentient train is better than a possessed, doomed phantom train. Count your victories. ]
I confess, from an engineering standpoint, I am quite curious as to how one mught go about constructing a sentient automata intentionally. I confess myself less curious into the rituals of serving said locomotive tea and crumpets.
[ On that thought... ] Would a train even like tea? I feel it would only be detrimental to it's inner cogs and components.
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[ He needs to get his hands on that string. ]
How did you get them to hire you? The conductor was adamant that no one without a ticket could ride.
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Such technology as it is does not exist where I am from, but we do have some machinery and in general, no, it is not sentient. Nor revered by its user.
(voice)
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( because this state of existence is frustrating on several levels. )
I talked with him. Painstakingly.
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( only a momentary pause, before: )
So they're all a little more loose in the head than I guessed. Here I was trying to be generous.
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( help her. help her, what is this place. )
Fine, try talking to the train. I give up! I have too much else to worry about. Tell me if the train talks back.
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I wish I could have the chance of not sleeping. This has been very inconvenient.
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That was it? You swore allegiance to the train-cult and they gave you a magic piece of string? [ From his encounter with the conductor, it seems unlikely that he'd be doing them any favors. ] What about the rest of the staff? They had no problem showing you the ropes?
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( a pause before her grudging agreement: )
I... also dislike anyone trying to force my habits to fit their pattern.
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( she did no such thing, and he's being predictable in this short conversation for making verbal leaps in conclusions. light help her! )
I agreed not to steal. Or minimally, not to be caught stealing from the more sensitive partners. Read that correctly as those with the best compartments and largest desires for being unbothered by anyone else. Make educated guesses who that includes.
As far as training goes, give credit to the staff and myself. New staff aren't rarities. There's very few ways for us to cause mischief we won't be known for.
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Meaning the wedding party. Were you warned what would happen to you if you stole from them?
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( And that's all she says, because Five is pushing her very thin patience beyond the point of her not snapping. She, instead, aggressively fluffs pillows.
He can't see it, but he can definitely hear Something Happening. )
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This journey is supposed to end soon, isn't it?
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...Anything else you picked up in all those extra hours you've spent wandering around?
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@jensenackles
( Cue him giving the biggest side eye in his compartment. It's not like he's done anything altogether embarrassing, but he doesn't like the idea of the train being ....aware. )
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( she's here sounding Stubborn about this because everything's weird enough, do not add TIME TRAVEL into this thank you, the wheel need only spin back around not have moments of turning backward )
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Not anything useful to what strangeness is going on, I'd have shared it if there was. In the mutually awake hours, that young man Buck is planning to say what strange things we saw the last two mornings in the rubbish being hauled out. Those dream boxes being used, and nonsense about what living dreams can or cannot do.
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Besides, we had seen time be messed up before so it was not an altogether out there assumption.
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I assume you've been looking for the boxes, since you've got access the rest of us don't. It might be the only leverage we have.
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[ Look he was in a bad way when he boarded, he obviously missed a few dealings. ]
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( Enough has never really been a word in Dean's vocabulary. )
It's transdimensional, right? The train?
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According to her, the man's paying favours to an old friend.
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No, it won't. Unless you're one of the rare people who actually rests like you should for healing.
( she doesn't mistake him for one, based on their limited interactions so far. )
Transdim... no, no, I don't think this Abyss or Cradle or whatever we're in is outside of the world we've been pulled to, if that's what you're asking.
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( His definition of enough. )
So, what it's -- netherworld but on the same plane?