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hermione "well, actually" granger ([personal profile] reparo) wrote in [community profile] eastbound2022-06-24 10:52 pm

un: man's greatest treasure (video)

[She switches on the video function of her device knowingly this time, as she climbs the stairs to a relatively quiet deck. It's daylight, and the moment she steps foot outside, she flinches; not that she believes in divination, but those fucking fortune fish were right.]

Ugh. Sun. [She squints and shields her eyes with one hand.]

Hello - I hear there are people who've newly joined our journey due east. I'd say welcome, but the circumstances of us meeting for the first time will never be better. Take it from experience. [The way she scrunches her nose here has little to do with the sun glinting in her eyes and more with the experience of circumstances.]

Anyway. My name's Hermione Granger, I come from a world where the planet I inhabit is called Earth, and the country I come from is called England. [A pause.] I am also a witch. It's not a thing we broadcast in my world, what with the rules about secrecy and not wanting non-magical users to know witches exist, but I figure when in Rome...

[ANYWAY 2.0] Tell me about yourselves. [She goes to turn the video off in wait, but it still catches the last mutter:] Bloody hell, I need a hat.

[ooc; NOTE ON TIMING: backdate this to before the plot rolls start, please.]
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[personal profile] incantates 2022-06-28 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
We can still work on getting your nails up to speed, and I have a good refresh spell if you're starting to smell as bad as some of the sailors here.

[ He doesn't think that's possible... some of them appear to have gone years without ever seeing a single bar of soap. ]

I don't know how far we are from a functioning shower, but something tells me it will be a while.