[ video ] un: owl lady

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[ The video shows Eda in her pirate garb, clearly amused about something. ]

So have you noticed that these pirates are afraid of women? [ She laughs and snorts. ] Some big, strong pirates they are.

[ As it happens, there is a pirate nearby! Eda turns toward him. ]

Boo!

[ The pirate, mostly irritated, grumbles and puts some distance between himself and Eda, who breaks out into laughter. ]

Ahhhh, I love that. Fear me, pirates, for I am Eda, the Harpy Woman!

Comments

[thesuspense]

[Honestly, he's just having fun as well, so he's not bothered by her not feeling insulted.]

Dangerous women are exciting~! Auntie, should I fear you?

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Dang right, you should!

[thesuspense]

Is that so? Ah, maybe I'm starting to see what that fox spirit was on about.

Would you hurt me, auntie?

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Wait, wha... ?

Oh, that's where this is going.

[thesuspense]

Where are we going, huh?

[traaaaaash]

You tell me.

[thesuspense]

Ah, auntie. You are the fearful one, shouldn't I follow your lead? Now you want me to take over?

Aish, so much work.

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Already getting into the kinky stuff? Hey, maybe ask a girl first.

[thesuspense]

Who cares about girls? I'm talking to a fearsome woman, aren't I?

Who got kinky first, auntie, think about it~!

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Not me, that was all you.

[thesuspense]

Threatening all those men? Delighting in their fear?

Auntie, don't be shy now. Is there so much shame in liking a thrill?

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No. I respect that. You hitting on me is annoying, though. Stop that.

[thesuspense]

Can't get anywhere if I don't try, can I?

Such a shame. Am I not handsome enough?

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Oh, you look fine, but you might be a little green behind the ears.

[thesuspense]

Is that fair, auntie? When I'm not bothered by the grey, should you be bothered by the green?

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Wow, rude. Not getting you any points here.

[thesuspense]

Aish! Every time you start it, every time you blame me.

So unfair!

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And that's how I win every time.

[thesuspense]

I can imagine how that would end in bed.

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So what do I gotta do to shut you up?

Wait, don't even answer that.

I apologise sincerely

[thesuspense]

Auntie! Don't you want to know why I'm famous for my tongue?

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Did no one ever tell you that acting this desperate is unattractive?

[thesuspense]

Am I desperate for liking to play?

I'm not calling you a prude for what you're doing.

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Past a certain point, it just looks bad, my dude.

[thesuspense]

That's all right, I won't tell anyone about your looks.