[ video ] un: owl lady

[traaaaaash]

[ The video shows Eda in her pirate garb, clearly amused about something. ]

So have you noticed that these pirates are afraid of women? [ She laughs and snorts. ] Some big, strong pirates they are.

[ As it happens, there is a pirate nearby! Eda turns toward him. ]

Boo!

[ The pirate, mostly irritated, grumbles and puts some distance between himself and Eda, who breaks out into laughter. ]

Ahhhh, I love that. Fear me, pirates, for I am Eda, the Harpy Woman!

Comments

un: absterge

[downswing]

They find you ill omens.

[traaaaaash]

oh so that's what it is

well i'm not gonna correct them, this is too funny

[downswing]

You enjoy their dread?

[traaaaaash]

i do. a lot.

[downswing]

To what end?

[enucleation]

It's said women are bad luck because they distracted the crew, which will anger the sea.

Conveniently, nude women calm the sea, which is why many figureheads are bare women.

[traaaaaash]

so it's legends of the libido huh

i see i see

[enucleation]

Men were the ones creating these stories, after all.

[traaaaaash]

ah, men

somehow they keep disappointing me

[ She doesn't know what it is, actually. Somehow it's also always the ex-boyfriends that are trouble. ]

un: chengmei | voice

[thesuspense]

All women or mostly you?

[He is just saying, they may have a point there.]

[traaaaaash]

[ If he's trying to insult her, he has miscalculated, cause Eda is having a blast here. ]

No, they were definitely mumbling something about women. Though it's true, I am fearsome!

[thesuspense]

[Honestly, he's just having fun as well, so he's not bothered by her not feeling insulted.]

Dangerous women are exciting~! Auntie, should I fear you?

[traaaaaash]

Dang right, you should!

un : dappled peals of the parted seas (voice)

[beitangmoran]

They certainly seem to give them a wide berth and not to respect their opinions or expertise; Quite primitive, really.

[traaaaaash]

Well, apparently it's causing them to let their teeth rot, so it's their loss really.

[beitangmoran]

Taste does not seem t be a thing shared among them in general, in any meaning of the word.

[traaaaaash]

Yeah, I'm gathering that. Their shanties are awful!

audio; un: man's greatest treasure

[reparo]

Where did you get the hat?

[traaaaaash]

Still had it stashed from last time.

[reparo]

...where?!

[traaaaaash]

My hair.

un: ut malum pluvia | audio

[somebadnews]

[ He's not sure they're afraid of all women, because he's seen her around, but... he did break a woman out of the brig earlier, so that's interesting. ]

'Harpy Woman'? What is that, a nickname?

[ His sister had a thing with harpies, and he remembers them being covered in a lot more tar. ]

[traaaaaash]

[ Look, she's been to the brig once and now she'll just harpy out and fly away whenever they try to catch her. ]

Uh, no. It's my power. Turning into a harpy.

[somebadnews]

Interesting. [ It's kind of niche these days to have one specific power. ]

Have they seen you turn into a harpy?

[traaaaaash]

[ Look, she USED to be able to do all kinds of magic, but... alas. ]

Not yet.