[ video ] un: owl lady

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[ Oh look, it is once again Eda gracing your screens! She's looking intent, with her hands steepled in front of her. ]

Well, well, well. It looks like some of my fellow... er... travelers tried to give all you teenagers a little talk, and sadly failed miserably. But never fear, Mama Eda is here!

[ She makes a grandiose sweeping gesture with her arm. ]

See, if you're anywhere between ages twelve and ninety-nine, you might start feeling a little funny when looking at some other people. That's perfectly normal! No need to panic. Please don't panic, I can't handle panicking kids--

[ she's not sweating you're sweating ]

Ahem. Anyway. You might also find yourself wanting to touch people in places you don't usually touch. Or you might wanna touch yourself in places you don't usually touch, that's fine too!

Now you might be aware that people have different types of body parts. Mostly, I mean between their legs. And if you slide Tab A into Slot B -- well, that can be very nice, but unfortunately sometimes results in [ DEEP BREATH ] babies. Tiny little creatures that scream a lot and that you'll be responsible for for the rest of your lives, so don't make one unless you know what you're getting yourselves into.

Fortunately, there's plenty of other ways to have some fun -- you have hands and mouths, or I'm assuming you do, so get creative!

Oh, and if anyone ever tries to do something you don't like, just give 'em a whack right in the face!

[ She swings her fist for emphasis. Just. You know, just trying to get her point across.

Finally, she laughs with a snort and mutters to herself. ]

Haha! Nailed it.

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Comments

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Feminism?

[ Owlish blink. Look, for all the many things wrong with the Boiling Isles, gender inequality appears to not be one of them. ]

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[See? Her point exactly.]

It's a word used to define, in my world, the people who believe that all people should be equal, regardless of them being men, women, or neither. [She could leave it at that.

Or:]

Because the truth is that in the world I come from, men earn more money and have more freedom and independence and power than women, for the most part. Feminism defends the idea that women and men - and I suppose anyone [there's House Elves and goblins and dragons out there who talk, idk, she's not going to restrict it so binarily] really, should have the same rights. The same social, economical and political independence.

[Wait, those words confused Sizhui, is this going to be another one of those...]

Anyway. In a nutshell.

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Oh, right, you humans get really weird about that kinda stuff.

[ A beat. ]

Is that why that one guy went on about wanting to "dominate" me?

(OOC: hi it's Making Shit Up time)

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Us humans? Are you...not human?

[Wait a minute-] Wait a minute, dominate? That sounds like a terrible attitude.

[ooc: hi Making Shit Up Time, i'm Hermione Doesn't Understand Your Kinks Eda]

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The ears didn't give it away?

[ She points at her pointy ears. ]

I mean, depends on who and when you ask

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I wasn't looking closely - but I see them now. Sorry.

[Small pause.]

I'm sorry, but I fail to see how wanting to dominate someone would not be a terrible attitude.

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Oh, kid. That's an advanced talk. Do you really wanna know?

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How is that advanced talk.

Also, I'm not a kid.

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Well, most people tend to think of kink as advanced.

1/3

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...kink?

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[NOPE NOPE NOPE]

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You're right, that's advanced, let's not discuss!

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Told ya.

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Don't be smug about it.

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I did tell you, though.

But nah, it's cool, we don't have to talk about it again.

[ Look, she has some mercy and decency! ]

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Yes good fantastic let's not.

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Unless you ever have questions, of course.

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We're very much not addressing my questions thank you!

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[ She laughs. ]

Okay, okay!