[ video ] un: owl lady

[traaaaaash]

Alright, folks! Has anybody told these people that making their dead people's sins someone else's problem is really Titan-be-damned rude?

[ Deep sigh. Look, she just had to get it out. ]

Anyway, if any of you don't like turning into a flesh-eating monster at night and can't get to the raven shrine yourselves, I can get some pebbles or wood splinters to you. I'll even make an exception and do it free of charge. One-time offer only.

[ Cause listen if she knows anything, it's that turning into a monster against your will sucks. It's okay, mama got u. ]

Now that that's out of the way, any more surprises this place got in store for me that I gotta know about?

Comments

[downswing]

Where men gather for counsel.

( Follow the... mob of complainants to one pathetic abode. )

What payment for service?

[traaaaaash]

where's that? you gotta be more specific there, buddy

[ Oh, what's that? He wants to pay? Well, if he's offering... ]

whatever you got for money in this place

[downswing]

Gratitude.

[traaaaaash]

[ well okay, that's... underwhelming

but she did say she'd do it for free, so ]

that'll do i guess

some rocks and splinters, coming right atcha

[downswing]

You heal many of hardship.

[traaaaaash]

well, I AM pretty amazing

[downswing]

( And modest, also. )

In this, deeply thanked.

[traaaaaash]

[ The absolute modestest. ]

Coming by in a bit!

[ She will be flying on a staff. ]

[downswing]

Caution. You imperil yourself.

[traaaaaash]

wouldn't be the first time

but no, this is a cakewalk