[ video ] un: owl lady

[traaaaaash]

Alright, folks! Has anybody told these people that making their dead people's sins someone else's problem is really Titan-be-damned rude?

[ Deep sigh. Look, she just had to get it out. ]

Anyway, if any of you don't like turning into a flesh-eating monster at night and can't get to the raven shrine yourselves, I can get some pebbles or wood splinters to you. I'll even make an exception and do it free of charge. One-time offer only.

[ Cause listen if she knows anything, it's that turning into a monster against your will sucks. It's okay, mama got u. ]

Now that that's out of the way, any more surprises this place got in store for me that I gotta know about?

Comments

un: man's greatest treasure

[reparo]

Have you just recently arrived, then? Not that I disagree with the curse inheritance part being rude (and cruel, and mean) but we weren't really given a choice.

[traaaaaash]

just got here yesterday

and yeah that's kinda my issue here

[reparo]

Fair. You have every right to be mad about that.

[traaaaaash]

dang right i do! and i'll tell those locals what's what too!

just going around cursing people, can't believe it

1/3

[reparo]

You're not actually though, are you?

[reparo]

It's just that you just arrived, sort of.

[reparo]

And take it from experience that wagging your finger at them and telling them they're atrocious is actually going to make things worse. For you, for possibly the rest of us as well. Definitely for you.

[traaaaaash]

how about punching them then

absolute hypocrite

[reparo]

Do you even know who to punch in this scenario? No - it's a bad plan.

[traaaaaash]

oh i know a punchable face when i see it

1/2

[reparo]

Unfortunately I know exactly what you mean...

[reparo]

Nevertheless, please do not start your journey with us on the wrong foot?

[traaaaaash]

eh, not like I plan to stick around for long

got stuff to go back to

[reparo]

You'll find it shocking, but everyone that is taking this journey East has stuff to go back to.

1/2

[traaaaaash]

no that makes sense actually

2/2

[traaaaaash]

but I am a lone owl!

so whatever you do, it's got nothing to do with me

[reparo]

...metaphorically?

[traaaaaash]

[ Oh snap.

Does she tell some random teenager about her curse? Knowing it will probably come to light sooner or later?

... no. She will not. ]

yeah

they call me Eda the Owl Lady at home

just a thing that came up one time and kinda stuck

[reparo]

Well - Eda. I'm Hermione.

Please don't start punching villagers. We have a lot of people who still have curses to get rid of, and having the villagers against us as a collective will surely be an obstacle for that.

[traaaaaash]

maybe the villagers should've thought about that before literally cursing us

[reparo]

Maybe! But they claimed this is their tradition and we've had to adapt to our hosts once again, so don't antagonise them.

[traaaaaash]

well, it's a terrible tradition!

[reparo]

Again, I don't disagree!

un: absterge

[downswing]

The wood or stones. Thanked and begged.

[traaaaaash]

gotcha

where do you need them?

[downswing]

Where men gather for counsel.

( Follow the... mob of complainants to one pathetic abode. )

What payment for service?

[traaaaaash]

where's that? you gotta be more specific there, buddy

[ Oh, what's that? He wants to pay? Well, if he's offering... ]

whatever you got for money in this place

[downswing]

Gratitude.

[traaaaaash]

[ well okay, that's... underwhelming

but she did say she'd do it for free, so ]

that'll do i guess

some rocks and splinters, coming right atcha

[downswing]

You heal many of hardship.

[traaaaaash]

well, I AM pretty amazing

[downswing]

( And modest, also. )

In this, deeply thanked.

[traaaaaash]

[ The absolute modestest. ]

Coming by in a bit!

[ She will be flying on a staff. ]

[downswing]

Caution. You imperil yourself.

[traaaaaash]

wouldn't be the first time

but no, this is a cakewalk