un: man's greatest treasure (video)
[-- a scramble of images: sky, trees, rooftops. And noise: flapping of wings, birds cawing, and in the distance, for those who recognise her voice, Hermione Granger yelling-]
Give that back! I don't want to hurt y - ow, you little - Accio communicator.
[Whatever projects image with the communication talismans/crystals/what-have-you goes decidedly zoooom as it gets yanked, bird holding it in its beak and all, back into Hermione's outstretched hand. She wrestles it out of the beak, and sends the mad bird flying with a shielding spell, on camera.
Then finally, harried and disheveled, her face appears in the video in full glory: the scratches at the edge of her face, and neck, and the mad look. It melts into concern, when she notices the device is transmitting.]
Oh - balls. [A sigh.] There's something wrong with the birds. They've been attacking all morning - and no, these aren't mine. I've seen farmers try to chase them from the crops, so everyone please be aware.
[ooc; LET'S GO PLOT, LET'S GO.]
Give that back! I don't want to hurt y - ow, you little - Accio communicator.
[Whatever projects image with the communication talismans/crystals/what-have-you goes decidedly zoooom as it gets yanked, bird holding it in its beak and all, back into Hermione's outstretched hand. She wrestles it out of the beak, and sends the mad bird flying with a shielding spell, on camera.
Then finally, harried and disheveled, her face appears in the video in full glory: the scratches at the edge of her face, and neck, and the mad look. It melts into concern, when she notices the device is transmitting.]
Oh - balls. [A sigh.] There's something wrong with the birds. They've been attacking all morning - and no, these aren't mine. I've seen farmers try to chase them from the crops, so everyone please be aware.
[ooc; LET'S GO PLOT, LET'S GO.]

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Anyway - I hope that helped with the birds. You're a bit scratched up.
no subject
Ah- Yes. Thank you. I am not sure how long they will keep away, but I will endeavour not to stand so close to fields.
Ah - could you please point out the damage to me?
no subject
But he's cool.]
Oh, yes - of course. Here and here. [She points to near the screen, the shoulders. Not touching, though, just pointing.] Do you have assigned quarters here, from...[whispered:] the Merchant?
no subject
Ah - do you mean my designated Family Unit? Yes. Though why are you whispering?
no subject
So that would be why.
no subject
I see. I will endeavour to be cautious. However, it is impossible for me to pretend I am native to this area. Even if I were able to lie...
[ He gestures to all of himself. ]
I would be given away rather quickly. As far as I can tell, there are none of my kind in this place at all. I have been told my visage is very frightening to the locals.