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un: man's greatest treasure [text]

[While on the boat ride from hell, there's a point in the first night where Hermione decides what the hell, for morale.]

I have mint leaves for anyone who is sea-sick, so please reach out if you would like some. I can float them to your boat. Chewing on peppermint would've been better, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

[There is a pause on her end here, before she writes out the rest:]

For whoever is holding the candles lit, if you are having trouble staying awake or keeping calm, maybe we can exchange stories. Surely if we whisper into our pendants...

Oh, one more thing! Does anyone know how to change the display name on these bloody things?

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[this is like the best ghost story ever]

I'd make some comment about the dog's name, but I'm pretty sure Cerberus translates to, like, Spot or something. [so, who he is to judge what people call their three-headed monster dogs??] And more importantly: hooooooly shit.

So, what happened??

THEY SCREAMED! And the dogs growled and roared!
And it suddenly became more important to live than to not get detention, so they RAN out of that room.
Well, scrambled to run out of the room, stumbling over each other, narrowly escaping getting chomped on by one of the heads.

But they made it.
And on a different occasion, when they ran into Fluffy again, they learned that classical music put him to sleep.

How'd they run into it again? Did they go LOOKING?

[that seems to be the only way he can think of, to run into a giant, three-headed dog on a forbidden floor of a magic boarding school] And how'd they know the classical music would put it to sleep? How did they even HAVE classical music? Were they carrying around a magic iPod??

[so many questions. tell him more, tell him more~♪]

Technically yes - it turns out the dog was guarding a trap door that they needed to go through. And THEY didn't put it to sleep - someone had enchanted a harp to play music until it went to sleep.

So they snuck past.

More or less.

Wait, so who magicked the harp, then?

[he has no idea she's probably getting there. did he mention being invested enough in the story to have all the questions?]

A very evil man, who was ultimately stopped by the three. It was why they were trying to get through the trap door under the dog, there was a precious item at the end of the journey that needed to be protected.

Oh, shit.

So, how did you

I mean they

stop him?

Wrench, please, you're not supposed to acknowledge that you know it's based on experience.

BUT

They barely did. But one of the kids, my best friend, he was brilliant and brave even then, and he managed to stop him. It's complicated, though, but just know that it was also the last they saw Fluffy.

As a final note, Cerberus does stand for spotted.

My bad, my bad.

But wait. How do you lose a giant three-headed dog? Like did it escape?

Also, yay, nailed it!

I don't think they lost it, I think it simply got moved by his owner to somewhere safer. For the dog, I mean.

A school full of teenagers is not a safe place for that kind of a creature.

Oh, okay.

That makes more sense.

I had this mental image of, like

the dog from Beethoven, but GIANT, bounding through the school. Slobber EVERYWHERE.

To be honest, Hagrid did have a slobbering big dog like that, only his name's Fang.

Nice.

[sort of. he has a complicated relationship with otherwise adorable animals. like real complicated]

[but anyway]

Though, uh.

What's a Hagrid?

[he recognizes that that's probably a who, not a what, but he has to be cute about it]

Oh - sorry. Not a what. It's the groundskeeper at the school.

Lovely man. Really understood the fact that magical creatures should be protected and cared for equally, instead of used.

Tell me about him?

Or tell me about your best friend?

Or both!

[if she plays her cards right, she might be able to convince him to talk about the important people in his life]

I'll start with Hagrid.

[because she misses Harry and Ron too much to talk about them in specific terms, and there's that whole moment with Ron she hasn't thought or talked about.]

He's half-giant, so that means that he stands well above the rest of us. When I was twelve years old though, he looked larger than life. And he is a kind man, genuinely. He keeps the grounds tidy but he has such a love of animals that he ended up feeding threats instead of chasing them away. So our forest had big spiders.

Like Tolkien level spiders?

Never mind the fact that Shelob was a demon or something, not an actual spider.

Well, acromantulas are magical creatures so technically they would be giant spiders. That can talk.

Wait, your Giant Spiders TALK?

And humans were its most favoured prey, yes.

[ ... ]

BRB going to go invent the world's biggest newspaper.

What kind of news are you going to feature on it?

How NOT to get eaten by a giant, talking spider?

[he was going to use said newspaper to kill the giant, talking spider, but that answer feels like the wrong one. (>_>)]

Big tips for a big cause.

[badum tsch]

Okay, that is ABSOLUTELY gonna be my tagline.

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