un: man's greatest treasure [text]

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[While on the boat ride from hell, there's a point in the first night where Hermione decides what the hell, for morale.]

I have mint leaves for anyone who is sea-sick, so please reach out if you would like some. I can float them to your boat. Chewing on peppermint would've been better, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

[There is a pause on her end here, before she writes out the rest:]

For whoever is holding the candles lit, if you are having trouble staying awake or keeping calm, maybe we can exchange stories. Surely if we whisper into our pendants...

Oh, one more thing! Does anyone know how to change the display name on these bloody things?

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I'll start with Hagrid.

[because she misses Harry and Ron too much to talk about them in specific terms, and there's that whole moment with Ron she hasn't thought or talked about.]

He's half-giant, so that means that he stands well above the rest of us. When I was twelve years old though, he looked larger than life. And he is a kind man, genuinely. He keeps the grounds tidy but he has such a love of animals that he ended up feeding threats instead of chasing them away. So our forest had big spiders.

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Like Tolkien level spiders?

Never mind the fact that Shelob was a demon or something, not an actual spider.

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Well, acromantulas are magical creatures so technically they would be giant spiders. That can talk.

[in_theworks]

Wait, your Giant Spiders TALK?

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And humans were its most favoured prey, yes.

[in_theworks]

[ ... ]

BRB going to go invent the world's biggest newspaper.

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What kind of news are you going to feature on it?

[in_theworks]

How NOT to get eaten by a giant, talking spider?

[he was going to use said newspaper to kill the giant, talking spider, but that answer feels like the wrong one. (>_>)]

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Big tips for a big cause.

[badum tsch]

[in_theworks]

Okay, that is ABSOLUTELY gonna be my tagline.

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Free of charge :)

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kthx.

So, have you had many people ask you for stories?