audio | un: xianxian of yunmeng jiang

[weifinder]

( water sloshes, Ouhrsson proclaims his bear-ish hello, and Wei Wuxian shrieks as a crack and the skidding of porcelain across stone begins this misadventure, while he scrambles to helpfully call for help in a very helpful and helpless way: )

Haaaaaaaahaaaahahahahahaaaa how is the bear?! The bear! The bear's back!?

( yes, we may be mid revolution. yes, someone wanted a quick bath to clean off all the blood, sweat, tears, and whatever else is plastering itself across a person. yes, this should have been straightforward.

but now to anyone not purely hearing over their closed magical network, a bear just shoved his tub into the hall and nudged it to the top of the stairs, at the bottom of which... the gathered unrestful groups of people are about to meet a very wet, very poorly clothed wei wuxian, considering the tub is already starting to slide down the stairs with surprising ease while he shrieks. )

Comments

[downswing]

( Of... course it does. )

Few bites of meat on the bones it chases.

[beitangmoran]

I do not think it is looking for a meal here.

[downswing]

( ....................what. )

A playmate?

[beitangmoran]

I couldn't say myself but if it was hunting for food it would be a lot more aggressive.

[downswing]

You are experienced.

( With... bears. )

[beitangmoran]

I have had to organize expeditions to protect villagers from famished beasts before. This is not what a hungry beast looks like.

[downswing]

Why does it then court him?

[beitangmoran]

I do not speak bear. You might want to ask Xunxian that.