un: sect leader jiang | dated shortly after the huntress left, whenever that was

[consignation]

I understand we have problems right now.

I don't care.

If you can't handle things and need my help specifically, I'll see what I can do about it if you aren't already dead later.

More importantly, which of you are willing and able to cook? As in right now, immediately.

The gentleman known as Xie Lian NEED NOT APPLY.

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[downswing]

( But that's just genetics qi, man.

Hear me out, I kept telling him, 'Yo, Wei Ying, come back to Gusu, we gonna get some GAINS on you, have you seen our headstand game? Gonna get you RIPPED.'

And he went, like, 'Nah, man, I'm good, it's a leg day, I'm chasing Wen Chao everywhere, getting that good cardio in.'

So I said, 'My man — seriously, call me — lay off the dead thing —'

And he'd go, 'But it's keto.'

So I said, 'And the random killing that keeps happening around you?'

And he says, 'How else am I gonna deadlift?' And you point it out, like, Wens, Jins, some Nie, people dying everywhere, man, his sister, and he just goes, 'Yo, just one more rep, like, I swear to you, I'm maxing out, gonna take sixteen by the cliff cooler right after.'

And you just can't talk sense into him, he can't bulk up, and anyway, I haven't heard from him lately, nowadays he's just moping around, saying he can't engage his core. What do you want from me? )


He will not perish.

[consignation]

[ We're definitely only talking about your cooking. And maybe also your personal trainer skills. The issue might be you need to be personable to be a personal trainer, just putting that out there. ]

Sometimes, living through it is worse.

[downswing]

What would you know of it? Fat and full.

[consignation]

As you were, when Gusu burned.

[downswing]

...where were you?

[consignation]

Burying the Yunmeng Jiang dead.

[downswing]

Where were any of you, when we burned first?

[consignation]

Lan Wangji.

We were children.

We could not have known that then, but we know that now.

We were children.

[downswing]

( And your child of Jin nearly slaughtered his soulmate. )



Feed him, then.

[consignation]

[ Have you considered having better taste, Lan Wangji? Not that you could do better than Wei Wuxian, no one can do better than Wei Wuxian, but you seem to find most things about being with Wei Wuxian, such as the recklessness, impulsiveness, and complete lack of regard for his own well-being to not exactly be a perk. ]

I intend to.

You are being fed as well.

[downswing]

I have not knelt for poison.