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Text; UN: Peerless Cucumber

A question, what to do with a massive ammount of magical weapons that were supposedly intended for the undead and intercepted by agents of Macaluso. Advice appreciated. ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

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Mmmm. Perhaps he prefers the green.

It's a good, respectable choice, one can appreciate the contrasts in colourations.

He does not suit tradition.

( Don't mind the two cultivators planning Shen Qingqiu's nuptials. )

Are you two planning to marry me off like some third daughter of a low-ranking official?

You've provided yourself a dowry, why not aim high?

He brings no virtues of excellence.

Now, quick thinking has to factor in, ah? Plus the good sense to speak to the group for assistance!

...

Don't talk like I can't see you.

Don't act like I'm not here.

What do you want to be proved? What is this? Stop attacking my character.

He speaks to excess.

[ You still said I suck!! ]

And my supposed lack of excellnce?

Is unfortunate.

I should show you some excellence.

Find that grace.

There is no lacking in grace here, it is already found.

It finds me blind.

Open your eyes and bear witness.

Eyes lack the fault.

The fault is not with this master.

Never.

Who said never? You’re being very unfair here.

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I'm not getting married! And I already wear green.

So it was a preference for green! Lan Zhan, we have it in confirmation!

Not at my wedding....

Which I am not having.

This old man hardly has time for such frivolous things.

As two likely even older men, we guarantee, you should be allowed such frivolous things as your heart desires!

Why are you assuming that?

[ Don't steal his age card! You both act like children! ]

This master's heart desires none of it.

Only cultivation.

[ That was a 'master' thing to say. ]

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