Text; UN: Peerless Cucumber

[softheartedshizun]

A question, what to do with a massive ammount of magical weapons that were supposedly intended for the undead and intercepted by agents of Macaluso.

Advice appreciated.

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

Comments

[softheartedshizun]

Are you two planning to marry me off like some third daughter of a low-ranking official?

[weifinder]

You've provided yourself a dowry, why not aim high?

[downswing]

He brings no virtues of excellence.

[weifinder]

Now, quick thinking has to factor in, ah? Plus the good sense to speak to the group for assistance!

[softheartedshizun]

...

Don't talk like I can't see you.

Don't act like I'm not here.

What do you want to be proved? What is this? Stop attacking my character.

[downswing]

He speaks to excess.

[softheartedshizun]

[ You still said I suck!! ]

And my supposed lack of excellnce?

[downswing]

Is unfortunate.

[softheartedshizun]

I should show you some excellence.

[downswing]

Find that grace.

[softheartedshizun]

There is no lacking in grace here, it is already found.

[downswing]

It finds me blind.

[softheartedshizun]

Open your eyes and bear witness.

[downswing]

Eyes lack the fault.

[softheartedshizun]

The fault is not with this master.

[downswing]

Never.

[softheartedshizun]

Who said never? You’re being very unfair here.

[downswing]

Apologies to master Shen.

[softheartedshizun]

[ Doubt. ]

Anyway....

[softheartedshizun]

I'm not getting married! And I already wear green.

[weifinder]

So it was a preference for green! Lan Zhan, we have it in confirmation!

[softheartedshizun]

Not at my wedding....

Which I am not having.

This old man hardly has time for such frivolous things.

[weifinder]

As two likely even older men, we guarantee, you should be allowed such frivolous things as your heart desires!

[softheartedshizun]

Why are you assuming that?

[ Don't steal his age card! You both act like children! ]

This master's heart desires none of it.

Only cultivation.

[ That was a 'master' thing to say. ]