[un: Senth] audio

[sergeant_slick]

[Slick's voice is clipped, no-nonsense, and deadly serious.]

Heads up--There's a Jedi on-planet. They're the people that keep mine enslaved. Expect enhanced reflexes, agility, telekinesis, mind-reading and mind-altering abilities, and a lightsaber. The blade can cut through just about anything without slowing down.

This one's named Anakin Skywalker. I've met him before. Don't trust him.

And... I'm in need of a medic. I can walk, but I'm not fit to fight right now.

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[sergeant_slick]

I made it to Eleven, he's getting me put back together.

[You know what, if he'd known he had this many people willing to help, he might not've attacked Skywalker.

He would've rounded up his friends and then attacked Skywalker.]

Don't try to engage a Jedi on your own. Not unless you've got some really flashy magical stuff on your side. It's not usually a survivable mistake. I think somebody like me attacking him just confused him more than anything else.

[jinzhong]

Okay, good. Just want to make sure we're not losing any of our own, you know?

I remember you told me about these guys. I don't have any magic stuff. All I'm good at is normal fighting. [And he's not even the best guy at that he knows.]

[sergeant_slick]

Yeah. You don't need to worry about me--all my parts are still attached.

Really? We might be the only two. [Seriously, everybody here seems to have the Force coming out of their ears.]

Fox can teach you magic though, he's been doing that with me. Only catch is he doesn't want it used for fights. [Which he has fucked up on, but apparently not terminally.]