[ video ] un: owl lady

[traaaaaash]

Alright, folks! Has anybody told these people that making their dead people's sins someone else's problem is really Titan-be-damned rude?

[ Deep sigh. Look, she just had to get it out. ]

Anyway, if any of you don't like turning into a flesh-eating monster at night and can't get to the raven shrine yourselves, I can get some pebbles or wood splinters to you. I'll even make an exception and do it free of charge. One-time offer only.

[ Cause listen if she knows anything, it's that turning into a monster against your will sucks. It's okay, mama got u. ]

Now that that's out of the way, any more surprises this place got in store for me that I gotta know about?