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(Saint) Rella Melancoryphus Cygnus ([personal profile] remugient) wrote in [community profile] eastbound2021-07-13 11:59 am

un: brimming cup of earthly passions | audio

Uh.

[She regrets doing this instantly, clearing her throat and fidgeting.]

So, we still have some chickens with us. They're-- Actually, I never did name them? We should probably give them names?

Anyway, the...rain at night is a problem, I don't think chickens are supposed to stay wet like that and I'm pretty sure the whole....blood aspect of it might be bad for them. I tried making little raincoat cloak things for them but they couldn't really stay on.

[She's quiet for a moment; there's a faint clucking noises of the chickens in her lap and a soft little laugh before Vanya seems to remember she's supposed to have a point to this.]

They're still laying eggs though, but I don't know if the blood rain thing is going to stress them out and make them stop, but I've still been gathering them. So if you want eggs... [You know, make sure the chickens are healthy!!]

Uhh... That's it. I guess I just wanted to see if there was anyone other than me and Elven that know how to take care of things like chickens, I guess. The soldiers are pretty nice? The chickens seem kind of weird about them, but...

Thanks.

[There's a long pause and then a deep sigh, Vanya muttering to herself.] Alright, great job, team. Public speaking and you didn't vomit once. You guys have it so easy. Just be fluffy and cute and lay eggs.

[There's an answer clucking and then some weird sounds that's most certainly the chickens deciding the quartz piece is a toy to fight over before the sound cuts out at Vanya's "dont'!" of alarm]
downswing: (so then I told him)

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[personal profile] downswing 2021-07-13 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
You require both chickens?
downswing: (tinsel)

[personal profile] downswing 2021-07-13 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...two. They are two animals.
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THIS TAG IS A LIE

[personal profile] downswing 2021-07-14 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
Murder and torture present no interest.
downswing: (tale as old as time)

[personal profile] downswing 2021-07-17 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
( So important, she lends them freely. )


They are well fattened?
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[personal profile] downswing 2021-07-17 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Entreaty.
lancifolium: (clíodhna)

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[personal profile] lancifolium 2021-07-13 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
If you'd find it helpful, I'm happy to change the chickens into something during the night, like little figurines or something to that effect so that you can keep them in your pocket and out of the blood rain, and change them back come morning?
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[personal profile] unswervingcompanion 2021-07-14 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Naming chickens is something you did in your world?

[He's honestly curious here.]
Edited 2021-07-14 02:32 (UTC)
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[personal profile] unswervingcompanion 2021-07-15 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[His logic is that the chickens might get eaten even if by mistake, but he's not going to talk about that right now.]

Naming knives, I see. So he must have named them after the great deeds he performed with them, correct?
unswervingcompanion: (I am listening)

[personal profile] unswervingcompanion 2021-07-19 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[He's really not sure how to answer this one regarding the knife names. The second one reminded him painfully of the Luminary however. True the boy had a friend named Gemma but then the mantle of saving the world was thrust onto the boy's shoulders whether he wanted it or not.]

I see. Did he become your protector then?
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[personal profile] darkeststars 2021-07-14 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ an only vaguely familiar, thoughtfully contemplative sort of voice can be heard muttering around the edges of the transmission ]

...Still laying eggs? Creatures washed by blood rain, absolutely surrounded by death energy, directly interacting with ghosts... Are we creating death eggs? Did I eat a death omelet yesterday? Fascinating-- of all the times to have no team here to study this--

...ahem. Vanya, yes?... I believe we were introduced. This is Archeval. I'm a bit surprised those transporting all the animals have shirked their duties in this matter, but surely we could rig up some sort of shelter to keep them in? If we can't spare a tent for it, I imagine there is some kind of spare oilcloth or the like around here that could be repurposed.

I can't say I'm directly familiar with most of the fauna on this planet myself, but if you and Eleven should need a hand with the rest at some point, I imagine I could find the time.
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wei laozu

[personal profile] weifinder 2021-07-17 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, er, well... technically... I know how to hold a chicken. Or two. At the same time. Also can keep an eye on them or carry them if needed?
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[personal profile] weifinder 2021-07-18 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaaa, I'm not sure I've cuddled anything at night in my life, ( we ignore childhood, okay, he's a pretty easy bed-sharing partner in other senses, probably ) but if they need a place for the night, I can always see what I can do.