un: yiling patriarch

[weifinder]

Ah, Lan Zhan! I may have annoyed a magical fish because of a cultural misunderstanding and have it saying it'll nonspecifically curse me for seven years in a very dramatic way, but, uh, would you be willing to go cleanse its waters?

Comments

switches to voice because of course

[weifinder]

The fish said it wanted warmed water, by hand, so I stuck my hand in the water, with a talisman drawn on it—

[consignation]

[ God at least he didn't pee in the lake, but still. ]

Did you boil it?? How does this end with you being cursed?! Why can't you mind your own business—

[weifinder]

Jiang Cheng, I only put my hand in the water. For a talisman.

( No paper. THINK, BRO, WHAT DOES HE USE WHEN HE HAS NO TALISMAN PAPER AND NEEDS A TALISMAN? )

[consignation]

[ Yeah but what kind of magic did you draw?? DID YOU USE BLOOD AGAIN? Did you CONTAMINATE the local WATERING HOLE with your BLOOD? ]

AND YET I KNOW THIS ENDS WITH YOU BEING CURSED. SO WHAT HAPPENED.

[weifinder]

( He only?! Had blood?! On him?! THE FISH ASKED TO BE WARMED UP BY HAND OKAY HE WAS DOING AS TOLD )

Well, I warmed up the waters!

... With a talisman I drew on my hand! In blood.