clara "why are you booing me i'm right" oswald (
makemeasong) wrote in
eastbound2023-08-07 04:46 pm
audio | un: hide-and-seek
I fouuuuund something.
[ Clara still hasn't cleaned herself up, but she found a thing! And she's so excited she decides to get it all out before she does anything else. ]
First, can we just have a hand for all the people who were cheated out of a growth spurt? Because being the size of a fifth grader is what helped me find this stuff. The 'stuff' being what I think are invoices. I'm no business major, but that's what I think I'm looking at: copies of business transactions. They're old, too. The letterhead says 'Dawn's Reach Trade Company,' and it goes from normal things like food, to trading for old artifacts. Since it's basically a receipt, it doesn't list out anything specific, which is too bad. Just 'item one equals X amount.'
[ There's the sound of rustling papers and a pause. ]
Sorry, I wanted to make sure I was still reading this right. The payments are from Lisanther and he was paying in dead people. Didn't really know how to say that so I figured I'd make it quick.
Who wants to speculate exactly what 'spiritual remains' are? Like...souls? Bones? Anyway, this was in a bedroom, hidden away. Like really hidden. It was a secret compartment situation so obviously, it wasn't meant to be seen by anyone else. Too bad, I guess?
[ Clara still hasn't cleaned herself up, but she found a thing! And she's so excited she decides to get it all out before she does anything else. ]
First, can we just have a hand for all the people who were cheated out of a growth spurt? Because being the size of a fifth grader is what helped me find this stuff. The 'stuff' being what I think are invoices. I'm no business major, but that's what I think I'm looking at: copies of business transactions. They're old, too. The letterhead says 'Dawn's Reach Trade Company,' and it goes from normal things like food, to trading for old artifacts. Since it's basically a receipt, it doesn't list out anything specific, which is too bad. Just 'item one equals X amount.'
[ There's the sound of rustling papers and a pause. ]
Sorry, I wanted to make sure I was still reading this right. The payments are from Lisanther and he was paying in dead people. Didn't really know how to say that so I figured I'd make it quick.
Who wants to speculate exactly what 'spiritual remains' are? Like...souls? Bones? Anyway, this was in a bedroom, hidden away. Like really hidden. It was a secret compartment situation so obviously, it wasn't meant to be seen by anyone else. Too bad, I guess?

audio | un: slothbaby
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[ A bittersweet thing for so many reasons, and she thinks of Red. ]
You doing okay? Thereβs been a lot since we last touched base. Had a fake life and everything.
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think they're not even in these houses anymore lmao but whoops
audio: Lockwood
In the vernacular of my reality, 'spiritual remains' would equate to souls, or at least the remaining energies of a sentient creature who has died. To take it a step further; most times the more traumatic the death, the more powerful the 'remains'.
The hobbyist necromancers of my reality were known for attempting to harness the power of such remains. They usually provided their own sources, through torture and murder.
if i try to tag before coffee it's the ultimate disaster
Maybe...maybe the remains are doing something for What's-His-Name, or maybe it's part of the time travel loop?
I shouldn't tag before coffee, but sometimes I get overeager
He might be 'Anthony Bloody Lockwood' back home, but here? Nothing has worked the way it has in his experiences. And his equally healthy desire to protect people, won't let his ego spout off nonsense that could get someone hurt. ]
Ghosts act differently here than they do back in my reality. In my brief time here, my brief experiences here, they are a lot more deliberate and aware, but significantly less dangerous.
[ Focus Anthony, focus. He takes a breath and when he speaks next it is with more of his habitual swagger. ]
At its most fundamental, a ghost is considered to be the energy remaining from the living. If we think about it in the most basic fact of physics; energy can neither be created or destroyed. [ He's actually not trying to mansplain here, he's just thinking aloud and hopefully the tone of his voice conveys this. Because he can have moments of mansplaining; usually Lucy smacks him upside the head when he does. ]
In my experience, those who seek to mess with the natural progression of life into death, do so in an attempt to harness the energy of the dead and mold it into a tool for the use of the living.
Whether back in my reality, or here in this one, that is an unnatural perversion of life and death and it should not be allowed. For any reason.
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Wait, so if souls are being traded then are they being used as an energy source maybe?
[ She feels sick thinking about it. Sheβs never been good at figuring things out, but damn there are a lot of ghosts and that would mean a lot of souls, she assumes. ]
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audio | un: oil change
Good find.
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My best work yet, honestly. I mean, I had to get filthy to do it, but eh. Worth it if we can get the hell out of here right? Or at least a place other than this.
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Do you think the next place is going to be better than this? If we're gonna be going to all these magic places and shit, maybe the next one can have... I dunno... fairy dust? Or something?
You'd fit right in there.
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Yeah, let's pretend it will be nice, just fo the hell of it.
I remind you of a fairy? What kind, are we talking about, Tinkerbell or mushroom circle fairies?
un: absterge
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not really here.
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audio; un: man's greatest treasure
But also importantly, what on earth could a merchant company possibly need spiritual remains for?
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[ Theorizing is not something that sheβs been good at when it comes to what the hell is happening at any given time. But based on what Lockwood said, itβs what comes to mind. ]
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Who leads them? What is their goal?
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Maybe there's one person with their hand in both places, controlling both. It'd be a good distraction, making us think there are multiple people involved. Like a shell company, I guess? I dunno, I'm an English major, not business.
[ This is the least correct thing she's probably ever said. ]
Now I'm just wildly theorizing. It feels better than doing nothing, though.
audio; un: owllady
The company, though? Shady as heck.
[ A beat. ] Also, if you ever need someone to reach the high shelves for you, y'know, I'm here.
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[ She has no idea if the calamari part is a joke or not, but if it isn't, she's sad she missed a Kraken barbecue. ]
I always need someone to reach the high shelves. Are you volunteering for the official position?
video | un: kahl-175
So he's going to focus on his brother for now.]
Clara not cheated, Clara made special. Kahl tell about short Grineer? [He thinks he mentioned them, just a little. Back in Eidris. It's been a while by now.]
video | private
You did tell me. I'm just happy being small helped for once. I don't think anyone too much bigger could've gotten through the gap I found this stuff in.
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[Bruises after a mission are normal, for Kahl. Bruises can make him feel proud, sometimes. It means hard work got done.] Clara did good. Brother resting now?
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