video; un: owllady

[traaaaaash]

[ The camera flickers to life, showing a... very disheveled and mildly feathery Eda, visible bags under her eyes. She's barricaded herself in a nondescript room of the House of Manouk. Loud noises, as if someone -- or something -- is banging on a door, can be heard, as well as telltale roaring. ]

Did anybody lose a bear?

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voice; un: oil change

[nachocheese]

[ What the fuck is happening here? ]

Uh.

voice; un: owllady

[traaaaaash]

Did you sicc this thing on me?

voice;

[nachocheese]

Why would I do that? [ How would he do that? ]

[traaaaaash]

How would I know?

[ More banging and roaring. ]

Ugh. I need some way to get this creature to back off for a moment.

[nachocheese]

No, I didn't sicc a bear on you. Happy?

[ She can't see it, because his device is still on audio, but Nacho rolls his eyes. ]

Where are you right now? Exactly. 

[traaaaaash]

Some room on the grounds. I was kinda too busy running to get the exact coordinates.

[nachocheese]

Great. [ He sounds sarcastic. Then he sighs. ] I'm coming. I'm gonna try to find you.

[traaaaaash]

[ Eda squints at the feed for a moment, then sighs. ]

Look, dude, don't take this the wrong way, but... you look awfully human. Sure you can take it up with a bear?

[nachocheese]

[ Well, no, but... ]

Look, don't worry about it. I'll figure something out.

[traaaaaash]

[ Siiiigh. ]

Just don't blame me if you get eaten!

[nachocheese]

Do you want help or not?

[traaaaaash]

I'll be fine!

audio; un: man's greatest treasure

[reparo]

Oh, no! Was that the white bear?

[traaaaaash]

Yeah! You know it?

text | un: mansbane

[bravelyrunsaway]

One doesn't just misplace a bear.

Did someone transform into one?

Re: text | un: mansbane

[traaaaaash]

maybe? that spell must've hit hard, though

the bear won't be reasoned with

[bravelyrunsaway]

Won't, or can't?

[traaaaaash]

pretty sure it can't

if it speaks a language then not one i'm fluent in

[bravelyrunsaway]

Right, definitely not a smart bear.

Think it escaped the dungeon here?

[traaaaaash]

who knows

i was having a sweet sweet nap when it interrupted me. rude.

[bravelyrunsaway]

Next time try tucking it in with you, bears like to sleep, don't they?

[traaaaaash]

ha ha very funny

[bravelyrunsaway]

I know, it's part of my charm!

[traaaaaash]

can you charm this bear for me?

[bravelyrunsaway]

If it's only a bear, love, not a chance. Might have had luck with something more canine.