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[silverneedles]

[ Wen Qing looks happier than she has in a long time, relaxed and smiling as she lifts a white rabbit into the air, facing the camera. A long red ribbon dangles from the rabbit's mouth, clearly well-chewed, and it looks vaguely annoyed at the interruption to its playtime. ]

I have these little cabinmates who can't seem to keep their little paws and mouths to themselves. My shoes have been chewed up, and I found this one attacking a pillow the other day.

[ She puts the rabbit down, disappearing off the camera for a moment. When she appears again, she has another rabbit in her hands, a black one this time, who settles into her arms, quite content as she pets him. ] This one was chewing on Wei Wuxian's hair ribbon the other day when he was asleep.

So, does anyone have suggestions for good chew toys for rabbits? We don't want them to chew up the entire room, and I only have so many shoes.

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vieo | un: wei wuxian

[weifinder]

When did it —

( here he shows up, patting at his bound up topknot feeling for the ribbon which is... well, with Wen Qing and the rabbits. )

I've been raising thieves...!

( look at him pulling a melodramatic face for this! )

video | un: qishan

[silverneedles]

[ she gently tugs on the ribbon, trying to free it from the rabbit. ]

They are quite mischievous. [ affectionately said ] I'm hardly surprised that your rabbits would be a handful.

[weifinder]

Lan Zhan indulges them, they're not only adorable, they're clever. And little flirts, which — yes, you're right, who would be surprised that they're a handful?

( he's not as outrageous as he was when much younger, but his easy social nature means he's taken for a flirt even when it's not his aim. he can't say he's concerned about it, aside from dealing with a vinegar soaked husband, but it works out either way in the end )

Tell me there's enough of it left to salvage... Do people patch ribbons?

[silverneedles]

Taking their behaviors from you and Hanguang-jun, hmm? At least these bunnies are easily corralled.

[ they've been excellent company, at least, cuddly and entertaining. ]

We can patch your ribbon. There's more material around.

[weifinder]

Can't, they eat more than I remember to, and one tried stealing meat, they're whole new terrors!

( more they're endlessly curious and prone to leaping off all surfaces including the walls, but they are sweet. )

Ah, ah, we have patching kits?

( and a pause. )

Meimei ( here he sends her a beseeching look and the twitch of his lips expecting her immediate response to the choice in call outs: ) this old man doesn't know how to sew like that, do you remember when I patched my robes?

un : dappled peals of the parted seas (voice)

[beitangmoran]

I assume anything made of non-toxic wood would do. They need to grate down their teeth, if memory serves.

un: qishan | voice

[silverneedles]

Their teeth are sharper than I expected. I'll look to see if I can find something like that to spare my shoes.

voice

[beitangmoran]

A sound idea. Fabric is probably not great on their digestive track either.

[silverneedles]

Unsurprising that they seem drawn to it. Much like children.

un: absterge

[downswing]

( His children — )

[downswing]

( ...oh. Oh, look at the sweet white one, how it's fattened, its loving paws curled.

Give him... a moment... to enjoy... )

[downswing]

( Look at their glistened teeth, of coyrse they need to chew, how adorable — be still, Hanguang-Jun's heart. )

[downswing]

Hold his feet gentler.

[silverneedles]

No recommendations, just instructions?

[downswing]

You are unaccustomed to gentleness.

[silverneedles]

Simply because you have not experienced it does not mean I am incapable.

video; un: owllady

[traaaaaash]

Y'know, I've been thinking of baking those annoying fairies into a pie.

un: qishan | video

[silverneedles]

You might have to fight off Lan Wangji if you try it.

[traaaaaash]

No, he's not getting to my lunch!

[silverneedles]

He'll fight you for it.

[traaaaaash]

Well, why didn't you say so? I can make two pies!

( video | un: jbb )

[traumatology]

I don't know if these are the same rabbits but I've heard about them. They got kind of a reputation.

[silverneedles]

What kind of a reputation?

[traumatology]

Not a bad one. I've just heard about them. I think someone I know knows them pretty well.

[silverneedles]

Would that be Hanguang-jun?