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There's something terrible about this menu.

I just served someone ham and eggs and now they're laughing. For no good reason. When I told him to shut up, he just kept laughing. Yesterday, while serving food in the second-class car, someone ate a pancake and started crying. He had food, what was he complaining about?

And it wasn't even the terrible dishes, like that cheese dish— camembert in aspic. That looks like something to cry over, not pancakes and syrup.

Don't eat the eggs. There's some surprise mash served in the first-class dining cart that I wouldn't serve my dog. And what the hell is brown soup? Frothed wine soup? That just seems like a waste of good wine.

I'll just show you instead. Don't eat anything crossed out. I've taken to making most of my food instead of attempting to eat this. There are no proper meals here, beyond one decent rice dish served for tea. Try that, if you're hungry.

For the other meals, don't eat anything crossed out. It's awful.

[ attached are a couple of pictures of the menus, with scribbles on them: breakfast and dinner ]

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The poor would thank even this feeding.

[ buddy he's been there. it still doesn't mean it's okay ]

You would feed starving people slop that's barely fit for animals?

it does say "ham and laughter eggs". not their fault if you can't read the instructions

the cheese was something, though

why would you imprison cheese like that?

You have not starved.

Wow. So Five wasn't being weird again. We really should let other people eat our food first.

Thanks for letting us know!

Ah, those are very much appreciated. Would you need help with cooking?

Syrup is nothing to cry over.

[He agrees heartily as someone with a sweet tooth.]

Though we should try not to waste food.

Bold assumption to make, senior.

Can you chop things?

No food is worth crying over. But definitely not syrup.

Should people still eat food that impacts their emotions so strongly?

You should. Keeps people from poisoning you.
And here, at least, you can see what the hell is going on with them before trying the food yourself.

why the hell would laughter eggs make you hysterical, though? I thought it was the type of egg.

whoever came up with this menu had terrible ideas.

I address a spirit?

Yeah, a thing of nightmares.

Do you think only those who died from it experienced starvation?

Your life is hardship.

Have you eaten any of this food, senior? Maybe something disagrees with your temperament and makes your tongue sharp.

Today's temperament seeks peace.

Didn't realize peace was on the menu, senior.

Your master's shame, to have permitted a wicked tongue.

Take that back. He is not to blame for any perceived slight.

He failed to educate.

Failed how? Courtesy has been matched.

Yeah but, I feel kind of bad about it tbh!!

Even with this food, which is just awful and messes with your emotions?
It's not going to kill anyone.

In brushstroke and spirit.

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