video | un: slothbaby - after hell is sealed/on their way to safety

[cosplayqueen]

[A very tired teenager waves at the camera. As usual, she's got a smile on her face. Apparently a lack of sleep, murders, and run in with another crazy person isn't enough to ruin her mood. Kamala Khan everyone.] Hi, guys! Stuff has been super crazy, huh? I'm 90% sure we saved the day so yay! Another win for the team! Great job, guys!

[Those who know her or maybe just have a good ability to read people may pick up on the fact she seems nervous. She keeps chatting away like nothing is the matter.] Irenia is back too! Isn't that awesome? And I got food for us! Look... [She moves her pendant around to show a collection of dead wildlife, berries, etc.] I've been asking around for help preparing this stuff because yeahhhh city girl. No clue how you do this! If you want to help out, please and thank you? There's a lot of it and I know we've all been super hungry for what feels like forever. As far as I'm concerned everyone should eat as much as they can once we get it all cooked and stuff.

[Her eyes dart from side to side. Kamala clears her throat.] You might be wondering how I pulled this off and if you're not? I guess click off? But, yeah.... so I may have been carrying around a doll that belonged to someone else's daughter from a couple of places back? He told me his name is Matthias. I returned it to him because hey I'm not a jerk. It belonged to his daughter so it should go back to him.

He gave me this food in return or I guess his undead friends did. Not going to lie, pretty scary stuff. But, that's how I got the food. We talked about some other stuff too. His home world, Ellethia, and what he used to do for a living when his daughter was alive. His hot take on the whole undead thing. It really got me thinking about their deal. He seemed to know a lot about it.

And you know just out of curiosity, what do we know about the undead? Share if you want since I know we have bigger problems right now. I'm mostly worried about this food going bad.


private to Five and Allison

So, don't panic, but I may or may not be in danger here. Can we talk? About everything? This is pretty much the safe version of what happened. I don't want to freak out the the others, but if I were a questionable guy who didn't get their way just now? I'd totally go after you guys first since spoilers you're my favorite people! And Emilia, but seriously I've seen Emilia in action. I feel sorry for anyone who tries to hurt her to get to me. So yeah. We should talk. 

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un: owllady

[traaaaaash]

Ohhh, that's quite a loot you got there! Good going, kid!

[ But Eda does pick up on the nervousness. ]

Hey, uh, you okay there? Sounds like you had a wild few weeks.

[cosplayqueen]

Thanks! I'm just glad we'll all finally get a decent meal. I don't know about you, but I'm seriously losing a lot of weight here. Ammi is going to freak.

[She laughs because it's the opposite reaction to most other people. Kamala stops at the question, blinking twice as she tries and fails to dodge it.] Uh... yeah... no. I think it's all just kind of hitting me. We've been fighting for our lives for weeks with barely any food and sleep not so great for a lot of it. It's just.... a lot. All of it.

[traaaaaash]

[ Well that sounds. Worrying. ]

Oh, Titan... c'mon, I'll help you cook all that. Can't have Ammi freaking out, now can we?

[cosplayqueen]

Yay! Thank you! Between you and the first responder, we'll get this done! [She does a little fist pump into the air.]

But, I'm not too worried. I usually eat a lot so it'll all come back before she can find out about it.

[traaaaaash]

Start slow, okay? Don't want you throwing it all up again and waste all that good food!

[cosplayqueen]

[Kamala immediately pouts.] Oh come on! I haven't done that since I was like eight!

[traaaaaash]

[ Eda grins, and there is definitely a teasing tone in her voice. ] Just making sure.

[cosplayqueen]

A likely story! I'm totally onto you.

[traaaaaash]

Yeah? What are my nefarious plans, then?

[cosplayqueen]

Picking on innocent, hungry girls like me!!

[traaaaaash]

Will you still be innocent when you puke all over my dress?

[cosplayqueen]

I'll be even more innocent. I'll be a girl in distress. It doesn't get any more innocent than that.

[traaaaaash]

Arguing with the tropes, huh?

[ Damn, if that doesn't remind her of someone. Okay, Eda, no time to get nostalgic. ]

[cosplayqueen]

Yes, yes I am. I can see you're onto me, but I still feel like I can win this.

[traaaaaash]

Yes, I am onto you and your puppy eyes.

[ But she's grinning now, in a way that is perhaps more genuine than usual. ]

[cosplayqueen]

[Kamala is trying super hard to do her version of devious. It fails badly. She is clearly having fun with Eda.] I am okay with that as long you don't tell anyone else about my evil schemes. I need these puppy eyes to score art supplies and all the food a girl could ask for.

[traaaaaash]

[ Eda just smirks, almost proud. ]

Atta girl. Already learning the ways of crime.

[cosplayqueen]

It was inevitable. [She throws her head back dramatically, hand falling to her forehead to really sell the drama.] Look at who we're surrounded with. Tell Ammi and Abu I tried to stay pure in this sinful world.... The lure of art and food was just too great.

[traaaaaash]

Pfff, dweeb. How about wearing your criminal badge with pride?

[cosplayqueen]

Rude! I'm supposed to be a good Muslim girl! Give me time to come to terms with this life of crime.

[traaaaaash]

[ Eda chuckles in response. ]

If you say so, kid.

[cosplayqueen]

I do so! [She gives her cutest pout to further rub that in!!]

[traaaaaash]

[ Awww. That's adorable. Eda laughs. ]

Guess you just gotta use your criminal skills for good, then. Like, uh... like that one guy from that human movie? The fox?

[cosplayqueen]

[Kamala snaps her fingers.] Oh! From Zootopia! Yes, that guy was great.

[traaaaaash]

I don't know what that is, but sure!