@mansbane | audio | december 15th

[bravelyrunsaway]

Hahaha... ha... ha... loves, I hate being a bother, but I'm in a bit of a situation.

( there's a pause, and some strained breathing; also sounding a little like he's talking in a closed space. )

The, er, enthusiastic party of young women? Have locked me into a chest. And are refusing to let me out.

( he's a werewolf, he's more than strong enough to get out, right! he clears his throat. )

I'm also tied up. Just got the gag out now.

Comments

[traaaaaash]

Depends on the kind!

Do you need someone to come rescue you?

dives back in, please feel free to ignore!

[bravelyrunsaway]

Yes. Yes, I do. Rescue the poor mercenary locked in a chest, please, these bindings are far too tight for extended use!

I'm not ignoring, just very slow 8D;;

[traaaaaash]

Alrighty, I suppose I can swing by and relieve you from your tragic fate.

all is okay!

[bravelyrunsaway]

Oh, I think god and the law are coming for me, will you add to that tally, love?

[traaaaaash]

The law? On second thought, I want nothing to do with that.

[bravelyrunsaway]

Yes, the law man is being most helpful. Very helpful! Which is almost unusual enough to be worried, except he's the nice kind of slick.

[traaaaaash]

So he's got it covered?