@mansbane | audio | december 15th

[bravelyrunsaway]

Hahaha... ha... ha... loves, I hate being a bother, but I'm in a bit of a situation.

( there's a pause, and some strained breathing; also sounding a little like he's talking in a closed space. )

The, er, enthusiastic party of young women? Have locked me into a chest. And are refusing to let me out.

( he's a werewolf, he's more than strong enough to get out, right! he clears his throat. )

I'm also tied up. Just got the gag out now.

Comments

[downswing]

Cease complaint.

[bravelyrunsaway]

As I'm still here, no, I'm not going to cease complaining! I'd like to see you do better, tied and left in a tight space!

[downswing]

You would not.

[bravelyrunsaway]

No, I would. Wouldn't care to do it to you, but would laugh at your failure to free yourself from those you wouldn't choose to deliberately harm. Then again, love, some men are born to violence. Maybe that's in you.

[downswing]

I am not your beloved.

[bravelyrunsaway]

Why would you be? I'm hardly calling you heart of my heart.

[downswing]

Rein in your endearments.

[bravelyrunsaway]

Is this your idea of distraction?

[downswing]

And exit the barrel.

[bravelyrunsaway]

You say, as if you assume I haven't tried.

[downswing]

Attempt enthusiastically.

[bravelyrunsaway]

Love, you're truly terrible at the concept of distracting or assisting, in case that hasn't been said to you before.

[downswing]

How may you be assisted?

lmf ignore this ruxi i'm just getting back on tags

[bravelyrunsaway]

... Being freed from the chest is a great start.