[She pulls a face at the reminder, and don't linger on that too much.] I wish it could catch my vibe or whatever, I'm tired of explaining - to be frank, it might not be at all related to what I think it is.

There's a saying in my school, that wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure. I thought maybe it's from that, but it might also be that I got reassigned a device that used to belong to a courtesan. Who knows?

[She just wants to change it. Right now the vibe is 'fuck you, ocean'.]

Hi Red - ask away. I'm more than happy to offer answers, advice and hopefully no embarrassing panic attack.