audio;

[deathcough]

[There's a soft humming noise, before Souji's voice floats out, sounding oh-so amused]

What's the best way one could have this Kraken creature, do you think? It's pretty big...One might think it was almost too much for one person to take.

Just up for suggestions and ideas.

[He definitely means eating it, definitely not anything else why would you ever think otherwise??? Gosh]

Comments

audio; un: xunxian

[topoiran]

Well, do you have to do the entire job all at once? Rest might be advisable!

audio;

[deathcough]

[He laughs brightly at that]

Would it take that much stamina? I feel like the bigger it is, the quicker it'd run out!

audio;

[topoiran]

Well, there are ways to improve stamina, though I suppose by the time they take their effect we're likely to be quite far from the kraken.

voice; un: imahoot

[traaaaaash]

[ Yeah, she's definitely taking it the other way. Which is why she replies with a snorting laugh. ]

Isn't that a bit much for you?

[deathcough]

[His voice sounds very mock-shocked]

You don't think I could handle it on my own? [But he snickers as well about it] I don't know, I'm a pretty hardy guy.

[traaaaaash]

Size differences do have their limits, you know.

un: absterge

[downswing]

( Why is everyone Xie Lian. )


Do not swallow it.

[deathcough]

You want me to spit?

I feel like spitting it out would be the more rude option.

[downswing]

Now mannered?

audio; un: man's greatest treasure

[reparo]

...define have?

[deathcough]

[A little too innocently:]

What ways could I possibly mean?

[reparo]

Have in battle? Have as a pet? Surely not as dinner...?

[bravelyrunsaway]

Looking to eat or be eaten, love? Fire seems effective enough, it might even render that horror worth swallowing.

[scrapgege]

If you give me a few days, I probably could eat all of that.

un: mind your fucking business | audio

[ensanguines]

Okita. Souji.

[ Toshi's voice is even. Measured. Precise as the downward strike of a guillotine. ]

If you put any part of the Kraken in any part of you, so help me—

1/2

[deathcough]

[OOP-]

2/2

[deathcough]

Kksssshhh Sorry-- Kssshh Breaking up-- Kssshh Can't-- ksssshhh

[ensanguines]

[ A long pause. ]

Are you running?

[deathcough]

You'll never catch me alive.

[ensanguines]

Yes, that's the whole point.

un: protector izumi | voice

[fushichou]

If you can't kill it, then maybe don't engage on your own? Ask for help, or something!