un : deft hand of little deaths (voice)

[scrapgege]

So, Uhm, I don't know how many people were up there and saw exactly what happened, but...

The Beastmaster is dead.

I guess that brings our headcount to two for undead lords so far.

I don't know what became of the Huntress. I don't think anyone has seen her since the fighting began, but I'm not sure she's around here anymore.

[A small sigh.]

... Did anyone else get suddenly given a large sum of money?

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[thesuspense]

That's the most boring thing to do with money.

Who's to say it's going to be worth anything anywhere else anyway? At least buy something good, then it won't be a complete waste.

[scrapgege]

I don't think I'll take advice from you on the matter, if that's all the same to you.

[thesuspense]

...on what matter would you take advice from me?

[scrapgege]

Honestly, I can't really think of anything?

I've been alive about 300 times longer than you. I've been around. I usually know how to handle myself.

[thesuspense]

How many people have you killed, old man?

[scrapgege]

[Well, doesn't that bring back some joyful memories........]

You don't really want to know that.

[And he doesn't really want to say, especially not in public.]

[thesuspense]

Why would I ask, if I didn't really want to know?

I don't know how well I've kept track...

But since you are so old, you probably have me beat. Did you kill in many different ways? How many did you tie up like me?

[scrapgege]

I don't want to talk about it.

[thesuspense]

Ah, gege! Booo~ring! You were more fun when you tied me up.

[scrapgege]

You really have a strange idea of fun.

[thesuspense]

What's so strange about that?

Many people like a thrill.

[scrapgege]

Most people don't take it to your kind of extremes.

[thesuspense]

Is it my fault that most people are not fun?

[scrapgege]

Again, very different ideas of fun. Yours is not more valid than other people's.

[thesuspense]

Sure it is. Who else's opinion am I supposed to care more about?

[scrapgege]

Well, by that logic, I'm not beholden to care about your opinion then.

See how that works?

[thesuspense]

I never thought you cared, but you did listen.

If I want people to care, I guess I can make them.

[scrapgege]

That's... not how that works.