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[scrapgege]

I know not many people might be familiar with this, but... I need help to organize a ghost wedding.

[There are enough cultivators here that Xie Lian is pretty sure at least some of them will know what he is talking about.]

I have never had to do this, so I'm not quite sure exactly what rituals are involved. And it has to be a double wedding too, and I need to find one family with an son who died unwed and who would not mind this... I can ask around the village.

.... Do you think this might cost a lot of money to organize? Because that could be a problem ...

[He still has no money, and Yun Yifeng hasn't started his cult yet, so...]

Comments

[thesuspense]

Does he fuck?

[scrapgege]

... Well you don't have to say it like that, but yes.

[thesuspense]

You didn't get it any other way. I've been trying.

Interesting though, most ghosts can't. Is he here?

[He wants to meet the ghost who fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.]

[scrapgege]

No, he's not. It's probably for the best with the way this place is about dead people.

[thesuspense]

Marrying them off randomly?

[scrapgege]

[Sigh.]

It's not random. That's the whole point, it won't work if it's random.