UN: Senth; Video

[sergeant_slick]

[Hi everybody, it's your friendly neighborhood clone in a boat. He's on candle watch.]

Hey. Boredom's chewing holes in my brain right now, so let's play a stupid game I just made up: Just guess my age. Anybody who gets the year right on the first try wins bragging rights. If you get the month right too, you get to be fleet admiral. [That's something you can be for a bunch of dinghies, right?]

Also--anybody got any paint? Bonus points if it's waterproof. [He's got plans. Completely frivolous plans.]

Comments

[sergeant_slick]

You guys get eight? I wish we got eight. [And at the same time every day. That'd be great too.]

What's chocolate?

1/2

[reparo]

Sometimes! But I haven't had eight in what feels like ages, even though that is what the medical experts believe is necessary for a young person's development.

Now wait - circle back. You've not had chocolate?

[reparo]

[and then she cheats and looks through the other public comments and comes back with:]

You're ten?!

[sergeant_slick]

Never heard of it before.

[Well now you've gone and disqualified yourself from being an admiral, good job Hermione]

Please, I'm not some shiny rookie fresh out of the sims.

I'm ten and a half.

And if only getting six hours of sleep per night is why I'm like that, I'm gonna be really annoyed.

[reparo]

[She just wanted to be fair and honest and okay she should've guessed again but this is why she's not a Slytherin.]

I sincerely doubt it - you look a lot older than a ten year old. Sorry, and a half.

[sergeant_slick]

Nah, kidding. We're definitely genetically modified--It's so the Kaminoans didn't have to spend as much on training us, and the Republic didn't have to wait as long to get their made-to-order soldiers.

I'm not a fan, obviously, but it's an easy way to mess with people tonight. [Besides--it's woken people up, right?]

[reparo]

[She's definitely awake - and trying very hard not to say That's atrocious, because maybe he won't like to hear it.

This child.]

Well, I'm awake now, and I have some leftover chocolate from Taravast in my bag. Do you want to try it?

[sergeant_slick]

Yeah, obviously, I want some chocolate. ...So, what do you do with it anyway? [Because she hasn't actually said what it is yet. Like, in any way.]

[reparo]

You eat it. [A small smile here.] It tastes sweet - some of them can taste a little bitter, too.

When I am not holding the candle, I will levitate some to you.

[sergeant_slick]

Oh, it's a food. Nice. [He's always there for food.]

Wish I could do that. You're one of the ones who does special sorts of magic, right? Like Lily?

[reparo]

[She does brighten up at the mention of Lily, who is steadfastedly her favourite witch.]

Exactly like Lily, actually - we're from the same world.