UN: Senth; Video

[sergeant_slick]

[Hi everybody, it's your friendly neighborhood clone in a boat. He's on candle watch.]

Hey. Boredom's chewing holes in my brain right now, so let's play a stupid game I just made up: Just guess my age. Anybody who gets the year right on the first try wins bragging rights. If you get the month right too, you get to be fleet admiral. [That's something you can be for a bunch of dinghies, right?]

Also--anybody got any paint? Bonus points if it's waterproof. [He's got plans. Completely frivolous plans.]

Comments

[in_theworks]

No.

[what the fuuuuuuuuuck]

No, I'm aging you up. Congrats, man, you're twelve, now! Yay!

[a hand motion that seems to indicate him throwing confetti follows. happy birthday or whatever]

[sergeant_slick]

Mate, that's a whole year and a half, you can't just do that to a clone like that! Now everybody's gonna call me grandpa.

[in_theworks]

Look, if you're gonna traumatize me with the whole Apparently Being Ten thing, then I'm absolutely gonna traumatize you.

[god, he's literally like ten. that's legitimately horrifying on so many levels. he also has so many questions about that, but]

[sergeant_slick]

Alright, yeah, it is literally the worst. But come on, how do you expect me to watch a candle for hours without starting shit? A little light trauma wakes everyone up.

[in_theworks]

Well, if we're grading on that ...

[A+, he supposes! he throws him a thumbs up, in lieu of actually finishing that statement, however]

What do you need the paint for, though?

[have an abrupt non-sequitur to get off the subject of his age before his head literally explodes]

[sergeant_slick]

[Hell yeah, thumbs up. But he'll drop the subject, because finally somebody's talking about his request for paint.]

I wanna name my boat.

[in_theworks]

You got something in mind already?

[he does immediately. obviously, he needs to name his boat, now, too, since the cool kids are doing it]

[sergeant_slick]

I'm thinking 'Unsinkable II'. Can't possibly go wrong with that.

[in_theworks]

[ ... (-_-)]

Okay, literally the only way that could be any worse is if you named it after the Titanic.