UN: Senth; Video

[sergeant_slick]

[Hi everybody, it's your friendly neighborhood clone in a boat. He's on candle watch.]

Hey. Boredom's chewing holes in my brain right now, so let's play a stupid game I just made up: Just guess my age. Anybody who gets the year right on the first try wins bragging rights. If you get the month right too, you get to be fleet admiral. [That's something you can be for a bunch of dinghies, right?]

Also--anybody got any paint? Bonus points if it's waterproof. [He's got plans. Completely frivolous plans.]

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[softheartedshizun]

Two.

[ He was being sarcastic. ]

If we're going to have an age guessing game, guess mine.

[sergeant_slick]

So far, you're the closest anybody's gotten on a first guess. Good start. Try again?

[Oh hey, nice.]

Well if you're joining in, you're probably not running on human numbers either, that'd be boring. So you're either... [He squints at the video.] Either you're eight, or eight hundred. [The first one's an honest guess. The second's just wild speculation.]

[softheartedshizun]

[ Well if anything the guess of eight sort of gave a hint 9n how age worked for this guy.

How frightening! Who wants to age so fast! ]

Ten?

[ Please don't actually be ten, what was this!? ]

The later one is a good guess, though closer to the first one in comparison.

[ To be fair, he still had no real idea of how old Shen Qingqiu's body actually was, and it had stopped aging in its early twenties anyway.

Though, now that he thought about it, how old would he be considered...? How many years had he been in the body of Shen Qingqiu and how old had he been when he died? ]

[sergeant_slick]

Close enough! You got there in two guesses, that's way faster than anybody else so far. [Anybody who hasn't cheated, that is.]

[That response, though, he hadn't actually expected that.]

So--more like four hundred? Really?

[softheartedshizun]

[ Ten? Ten!? What the fuck!? Are you a humanoid may fly!????!!?

Though he supposed there were all sorts of worlds and things out there. Plenty of artificial life forms and aliens and stuff. He felt he could think of at least a few titles that had physically a teenager really five as content, and it wasn't Luke yhe flip side wasn't popular with 300 year olds looking ten.

But still, wasn't this a bit much? ]

Potentially. This body has already entered first stage immortality and will no longer age.

Foundation can easily be an additional two hundred years, so golden core is about five hundred maybe?

[ Not that he trusted Airplane Shooting Twards the Sky to include such things. Didn't he only have Binghe live through 250 years? Though, he was on the demonic path as a blackened protagonist.... ]

So four hundred is a bit too high for the moment.

As a clue this body is probably between... twenty and twenty five?

[sergeant_slick]

Literally none of that made sense to me, so uh. I'm not sure whether that clue helps or not.

[But there was a bit near the beginning of that which was really startling.]

You said something about immortality? [Sure, being centuries old kind of implied that, but... he'd thought maybe this guy was just secretly some sort of alien or something! That'd be the normal explanation!]

[softheartedshizun]

That I should be at least twenty years old.

[ Though he was definitely older than that. ]

Yes. An immortal scholar, on who follows the path of cultivating qi and immortality.

[sergeant_slick]

...Immortality is something you can study?

[softheartedshizun]

Of course.