Text; UN: Peerless Cucumber

[softheartedshizun]

A question, what to do with a massive ammount of magical weapons that were supposedly intended for the undead and intercepted by agents of Macaluso.

Advice appreciated.

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Comments

[weifinder]

We will have your back. We will not contrive, through negligence or action, to leave you behind.

Weapons are a tool. People are a faith. Have faith, Master Shen. Excess in tools are not what will grant better security to the unsettled.

[softheartedshizun]

And people with no tools have little to use as leverage. Though I feel better having a sword again.

Still, in this world are we not relying heavily on others and can do nothing about their whims? I arrived here with nothing in burial clothing....

[weifinder]

Were you deceased?

[softheartedshizun]

In a manner of speaking....

[weifinder]

The clarification of which should be... what?

[softheartedshizun]

The body I was in was alive until this one was resurrected returning my soul to it.

[weifinder]

Ah...

What lead to you being in the other body, did you take it over after your current body, hm. Ceased function?

[softheartedshizun]

…

I grew it.

[weifinder]

You birthed yourself?

[softheartedshizun]

Cultivated the replacement body from the ground.

[ Don't be obtuse!]) ]

[weifinder]

As a spirit? You aren't convincing me that you didn't birth yourself, you know.

[softheartedshizun]

No, I grew it before I left this body.

How would I even birth myself, I'm a man! Don't come in with niche stuff like that!

And I don't have a nascent soul.

[weifinder]

You realise this does nothing to state you didn't give birth to yourself, before you died, so you could become your own child after you died.

[softheartedshizun]

How would that even work!?

I planted a mushroom and it grew into a body. An empty vessel which I transferred my soul into uppon death.

[weifinder]

You seeded the ground with a fungus and birthed your new body. To transfer your spirit and soul into.

Why?

[softheartedshizun]

Now you're just saying it that way on purpose.

It's complicated, lets just say to start a new life as someone else. Not that it matters, it didn't last very long.

[weifinder]

You are an endless delight of confusing antics, Shen Qingqiu, I have to admire that about you.

[softheartedshizun]

Please admire something else.