text | un:thewrench

[in_theworks]

Hello? Hello, is this thing on?

Huh, cool.

Anyway, uh. Hi, I'm Wrench, and this newbie has two questions. One, is there anything the Wicked Witch of the West might not have shared that might be important? [he means Karsa] And two, what's to stop a guy from using this piazza thing to share a few dozen dick jokes with the entire city?

[he probably won't actually do that. maybe. maybe not. someone please talk him out of it]

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[downswing]

And chance everything on whim?

[in_theworks]

Look, dude. For as many people as have tried to throw their panties at me, since I got out of that cage, a dick joke or two might actually be welcome.

[no panties were actually thrown in the making of this statement. still, though, people seem -- interested in him, beyond the usual? it's weird, even if he recognizes it as a part of whatever bullshit story their benefactor fed the masses, to help them fit in]

[downswing]

You are a... courtesan.

[in_theworks]

Which is SOOOOO outside of my comfort zone.

You have your shitty coping mechanisms. I have mine.